Anil Mohanlal

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Anil Mohanlal

@AnilMohanlal

Entrepreneur, tax and business consultant, public speaker, traveller, socialite, wine lover, piss artist, humourist and some people would say ..fucking arsehole

London Katılım Mayıs 2011
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Religion is the greatest business model ever invented. It sells the magic of an invisable man in the sky selling an invisible product, guaranteeing untold happiness and wealth in the afterlife.
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Teach a man to fish and he will eat fish all his life Teach a man religion and he will die praying he could eat fish again
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@oelma__ Yes ! During summer holidays I left the house at 9 am and my parents went to work and I did not come back too well after six. Often we would stay till the park Keeper would kick us out when he was closing the park gates.
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It’s surprising how often people will agree with my ridiculous opinions without realising I’m just testing how much bullshit they are prepared to swallow.
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Labour still don’t get it
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I am only responsible for what I say not for what you understand.
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Women should refrain from wearing tight tops with lots of words on them They take a long time to read and our wives misunderstand the situation
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Never judge a bra from its cover. Always check inside to discover.
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The one absolute truth about religion is that each one is adamant that the other religions are not true, and in some way inferior or fake compared to their own beliefs. Hallelujah! If you’re a nonbeliever that’s one thing you will agree with that every religion preaches.
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The only difference between Religion and a cow is that you cannot milk a cow for thousands of years
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Q. Does God exist ? A. Belief has no place where you are seeking the truth. ‘Krishnamurti’
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Men of action are favoured by the Goddess of Good Luck …The Richest Man In Babylon
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It’s surprising how often people will agree with my ridiculous opinions without realising I’m just testing how much bullshit they are prepared to swallow.
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You can join the Army at 16 but have to be 18 to buy Call of Duty video game. Proof we live in a crazy world with mad laws made by brainless politicians.
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Waking up in the morning is all well and good but it destroys all my dreams
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I have tasted many plant-based chicken and they are an insult to the tastebuds of those who actually know what a chicken is supposed to taste like.
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Many marriages fail because husbands don’t open car doors for their wives. They only open their own doors and then swim to the surface alone.
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