Animals that sell you stuff

Low effort post

Hey wanna buy a cat treeOOOOH FUCK

Bonjour everyone, I come from the Dark Lands to bring you only the freshest of veggies Bite them before they bite you because these are DEFINETLY haunted by evil entities

Alright, I'll admit, maybe I should've specified the elephant wasn't dead when I sold it to ya, but here we are. Now if you want it, you'd better grab tour Sword cuz it noticed us and it's not too happy to see us.

[insert Khajit has wares if you have coins joke]

Abuela used to let me help when she made jams. But she never had a businesswoman spirit. Now that I'm ruling the jam shop I'm gonna be girlbossing my way to the top!

(submitted by @Leaellynasaura_)

Well gosh darn fellas I'm left with only a tangerine to my name, y'all's my best customer of the day!

A fine day today, right fellas? Do ya'll wish to buy sum oranges, mah friend? They is full of juice!

Hezllo. Welcomz to library. The books is cheap. And goodz. Quality book. I love michelle obama.

You wonder to yourself, is the cat the seller or for sale? You spend nights wide awake asking this question to yourself at first, and then out loud to whatever lurks in the dark and listens

[you open the door, expecting your fridges cat merchant to sell you your own food again. But something off. The merchant looks different] "You fucker" you say, "you've been eating my own food that you've been selling to me"

As you look into the distance, you spot the tiny merchant. They sell various vegetables. They also sell a chicken. As you approach you notice they are having a conversation. They know each other. The tiny merchant is selling their friend.

There you go, kind stranger. Your very own shoebill plush, crafted by none other than yours truly. Take good care of it and of yourself.

Suspicious person. Ur face is courgette. U steal curgette from me and then make Ur face?????? Yes???? Jail for you.

G'day love! What'll it be today? ... I'm sorry what? Cucumber soup? Get out ye flithy animal

-for the last time we sell fries -I want flies -no we only have fries -why don't you sell flies -why don't you open your own restaurant -maybe I will -and what would you call it? -OnlyFlies

HEYYYY WAIT FOR ME!! I'VE GOT AMAZING DEALS ON TOMATOES DON'T LEAVE JUST YET!!!

WELCOME TO THE SCREAMING STORE WHERE YOU WILL FIND THE BEST AND CHEAPEST SCREAMS HOW MAY I HELP YOU

[the many accessories you see glow with magic powers. You notice the seller is asleep with a note. It read :"I used the sleep earring by accident, please come back later" before ending in unintelligible scribbles. What will you do?] ⚪ Wait ⚪ Leave 🔘 Steal