Dougal

As some of you may know, my former account @TheSimonEvans has been hacked. While pursuing this case, I am going to trade under this name for the time being. Please do follow and RT! And ideally, QT to complain to @X. 🙏 I *do* want my history, archive and followers back!

Thank you to everyone who has shared this and also (obvs) followed. Going to give it another couple of boosts as I'm still at about a tenth of what I had before. No doubt many of those were dead wood but still. Actual posting will resume shortly!

On this day 32 years ago, Labour leader John Smith died suddenly. A politician of conviction, decency and integrity.

@TheSimonEvansX @X Good Evans, Hooray, you’re back, it’s been rubbish without you. 🥂

Upcoming gigs for our band in York.. 🕺💃🌟

Fame at last for Dougal ! 🌟

@beyondhills_ I’m ok so now as I’m getting older I’m going to have to start paying my own medical bills once the NHS is dismantled, is that right?

Today I get to walk into work smug as hell. My colleague has spent months frothing at the mouth, calling Reform Nazis, ripping up flyers posted through our door like a deranged activist, the full works! This morning? Reform are winning. I’ve been biting my tongue for months… but I voted Reform. All those “far right” smears, the hysterical meltdowns, the pathetic tantrums… completely obliterated! Change is coming. This is just the beginning.

@janeskinner2 @SusanCalman On behalf of Dougal, thank you, you seem smashing too ! ♥️ >^..^< ♥️

@SusanCalman @Animal____Snap Dougal! What a smashing chap.

Susan's #CatOfTheDay is Dougal. Thank you @Animal____Snap for sharing this pic!

@DianeHaywood71 @SusanCalman On behalf of Dougal.. he loves ♥️you too

@SusanCalman @Animal____Snap Awwww Dougal is ADORABLE!! What an absolute cutie 😻

@SusanCalman * anyone interested in seeing Dougal in motion 😅 here he is.. ♥️ youtu.be/R2iy11_ddUg?si…

@Paula64958475 @SusanCalman You are not wrong Paula ! ♥️ >^..^< ♥️

@SusanCalman @Animal____Snap Hi Beautiful Dougal you look quite a character xp

@liamgallagher @allrockmusic Wurzels

@allrockmusic OASIS

What rock band had the best attitude?

@SusanCalman 🌟 >^..^< 🌟

@SallyMullins1 Have never understood a word you’ve said

I'm a team player. No one put me on their team during PE class and you always want what you can't have.

@GailRenard Gail. I still have PTSD about Hartley Hare. As long as you didn’t stitch the actual puppet… he looks so itchy… you are not the one to sue or ask for reparations. Ps. ..whoever decided Pig was from the West Midlands deserves some sort of accolade. Thx for the memories x

I do. I wrote over 80 episodes.

@aswren 99.99% and probably a few more 9’s tbf

Dawkins is more intelligent than 99% of the people making fun of him and ‘if AI can be just as capable as us without being conscious, why did we develop consciousness in the first place?’ is a great question

@IfindWankers It’s okay and I wish her well. Realistically that should go for somewhere around £140.00 She may have well off friends who will be encouraging with larger bids and then she may mentally over inflate the perceived value, which would be a pity as that is not a long term strategy

Would you buy this wankers "art"?

@Animal____Snap @SusanCalman Yeah Dougal has my vote xxx

@Mr_Pilchard @SusanCalman @InfluencerBryan Oh Yknow tweets he is the best. Ridiculously cool cat that I ever met x

@Animal____Snap @SusanCalman @InfluencerBryan Oh Dougal you are lovely!

Susan's #CatOfTheDay is Bryan. Thank you @InfluencerBryan for sharing this pic!