Anirudh Saxena

@AddieSaxena Starting a petition to stop your tweets.

The reason I can't forget my "ex-situationship" is my sister. Me: "Listen to thi-..." Sister: "Give me two mins... caught up." Me staring at her, waiting for her to finish. Her not giving a fuck. Me: "Hello?" Sister: "I want to be with you but just a bit caught up" WTF?!

Coldplay, we’re coming!

@kmprjx is the real cricketing GOAT 🐐

@ShanthanChinu1 Such is life…

@Aniruude It is such sense of humour that has the capacity to make people cry and laugh at the same time 😂

Why is Hyundai's EV not called Creta Thunberg?

I had two siblings to compete with in order to win my parent’s attention, can’t believe that the three of us lost to a four legged lazy cat😡

@DeepikaBhardwaj What you’re describing as a sacrifice on behalf of the husband, is what almost every woman goes through in a marriage. The fact that you had to add an adjective before the word husband, illustrates how abnormal it has become for the husband to sacrifice his goals for the wife.

He was a Feminist Husband Sent all his money to her account Bought all properties in her name Gave up his career to make hers Spent humungous on her education Became stay at home daddy for kids She fell in love with someone else Now he's fighting to even see his Kids

@GuptaAnkita2905 You love my recommendations don’t lie

@Aniruude thanks for your recommendation!

A leopard attacked people at the Ghaziabad court. The news headline the next day read “Nyay ki Khoj mein tendua pahuncha Ghaziabad court”.

@UtdEIIis Brandon Ashton.

@anandmahindra @gautam_adani when SEBI finally come after him.

I hope this is for real and some company is manufacturing it. If I lived in a high-rise, this would be a priority purchase! Very innovative.

@AddieSaxena Jab joke explain karna padhjaye, toh it’s better not to write it in the first place.

I love 'Sadi Galli'. IMO, it's a great song but I think it has more to do with my aBaNdOnMeNt IsSuEs than the lyrics. "Thoda sadde uthe taras bhi khaya karo ji Kabhi sadi gali bhool ke vi aaya karo ji"...pagal hai kya bc?!

@Bharat_Ki_Baat yeah, we need to stand with crony billionaires exploiting India's public banking system against a 10 member research team in the US.

INSTEAD of BEING PROUD of Our Businessmen some INDIANS r Abusing n Humiliating them ALL THIS IS HAPPENING at the instance of ONLY 1 PARTY n V ALL KNOW THEM (lagta hai Hafta chahiye in Choro ko) #BharatJodoYatra #BharatTodoYatra #Adaniscam #AdaniEnterprises #IndiaINCSupportsAdani

Here is some important stuff I’ve learnt after working in the corporate sector for 7 months - 1. I don’t want to work.

You know it’s cold in delhi when the auto guys stop gossiping with you during your ride.

@shibhhuu @AroraSaj

This is how people who touch you with cold hands in winters should be treated

@anandmahindra Its okay, you Kane do it.

Harry Kane when he missed the penalty. If you were his coach, what would you say to him at this moment? In 1 or 2 sentences. The best ‘coach’ (in my opinion) will receive a Mahindra die-cast miniature vehicle. Entries accepted until 9am Wednesday 14th December. #Leadership

@shag000on It’s wannabe for a reason and not wannawas

@shag000on Now that question requires another twitter thread altogether.