Brian Anley

@secondtierpod It isn't even a foul. Player just holds his ground which he is allowed to do

Derby attacker Sammie Szmodics was knocked unconscious in Ireland's World Cup qualifier defeat to Czechia yesterday. Not even a yellow card, this. Honking decision.

@LBC @NickFerrariLBC The problem is (and same with most parties) they have no experts to fill these roles. How does him being a journalist and a disabilities rights campaigner before becoming an MP stand him on solid ground to be in charge of defence?

How many frigates and destroyers does the UK have at its disposal? Defence Secretary John Healey can't seem to tell @NickFerrariLBC with any certainty.

@Mr_Husky1 When I was a kid my younger sister said "I've hurt myself I think I need to go to hospidilt" I still call it that today when talking to her

Admit it: Your kid mispronounced a word three years ago and now the whole family says it that way. What's the word in your house? (We still say 'pasketti' and I’m not stopping anytime soon.)

@Iromg @yarwoodwilliam @statsjamie @LindaDuberley @1MikeFairclough I am a veteran of 52 marathons and wil be doing my 53rd in Manchester next month Your rant had me in stitches. Keep up the good work and I will be in touch later in the year when I choose my charity for Loch Ness in September 😉😂

Catch up with the BIG THURSDAY SHOW. Carol Decker popped in ahead of her tour, @yarwoodwilliam was here, @statsjamie @LindaDuberley AND @1MikeFairclough too youtube.com/live/leiC6DcSm… youtube.com/live/leiC6DcSm…

@MarieTidball @Nigel_Farage @reformparty_uk I'm hoping that next time the entire opposition benches empty on his first non answer. pMQ is an utter shambles. He is ok answering your pre prepared questions for which he reads out the answers. For everything else he looks like an utter buffoon.

I’m absolutely livid. @Nigel_Farage and his @reformparty_uk MPs just walked out during my question to the PM about keeping snooker in Sheffield and getting a tram-train extension to Stocksbridge. Farage and Reform don’t care about constituencies or communities like mine.

@kelvmackenzie I used a variation of the gag last year with a London firefighter He asked "how often do you test your smoke alarm" and I replied "my other half tests it every night when she cooks dinner"

“I’m not saying my wife’s a bad cook but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer.” Unbelievably it was that kind of gag by Bob Monkhouse that led to an episode of BBC’s The Repair Shop being pulled after a TV production employee took offence to an alleged “ sexist” joke. The hardback archives of Monkhouse’s handwritten joke books, dating back to 1960s, were bought in for repair by the comic’s adopted daughter and his old writing partner. In a tribute to the comic, who died in 2003, footage of the restoration was due to be aired this year. But the BBC axed the segment after a member of the production company Ricochet complained about one of the gags. I would like to know the identity of that employee. He or she has robbed many of us of a decent bit of television. Rare enough on the BBC I couldn’t give a toss if they were upset about the gag. Monkhouse will have bought a damned sight more pleasures to the world than this employee ever will.

@SCFCSuppCoop Thanks for sharing. Don't think anybody has ever posted it before

Kenilworth Road. Entrance to the away end.🫡

@LutonTownExile He has made mistakes but nowhere near as many as the players on the pitch. Appears to be turning it around as in recent weeks there has been an emphasis on trying to move the ball quicker Summer transfer window will be the one that makes it his squad rather than an inherited one

Day 161 of the Jack Wilshere era. Has he shown enough in that time to warrant a longer stay?

@adamcmb_ Mistakes happen. He cocked up. But (and in no way is this defending the error) they placed the ball, ref moved it to different position and turned his back. They moved it back. Ref then marked it where they put it. From original position he didn't have the angle

Imagine blaming anyone else but the goalkeeper 🥴

@NonLeagueZac Good work lad.

Tried out some photography for the first time after inheriting a camera Had to have its debut in a night under the lights at Kenilworth Road😮‍💨🧡 (it took me 2 days to figure out how to get the photos from the camera to my phone but it’s fine now xx) What we thinking?

@NexusworldHQ You do know that there are people called assistant referees don't you? They have a different view to the ref and assist the referee in situations like this

What makes this worse is the ref gave this as handball,however from his angle you cannot possibly see whether Aitchison handled this or not so it’s a complete guess and he’s gone with the protest of the Luton player. Absolute incompetence and the club need an explanation. #ECFC

@JohnCarterScott It is disgraceful. Fine the defender a week's wages for letting his team mates down

Decisions like this could be the difference between league one and league two and millions of pounds. It's disgraceful. #ecfc

@kd_4002 Because handling the ball in the penalty area results in a penalty kick

I cannot wait for the video of this to surface, literally how is that a penalty??? #ecfc

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@domhowson They remind me of the Luton team that did the double promotion a few years ago. They battle for every ball, put their bodies on the line and play as a team

Lincoln City have been the story of the EFL season. Michael Skubala has done an extraordinary job. They’re now in pole position to win the title. Streets ahead of #htafc, Stockport, Plymouth and Luton, who have all spent more money and boast superior budgets. Fair play. 👏👏👏

@Ed_Miliband End net zero BS and get back drilling in the North Sea.

This Labour government is fighting people's corner. We're cutting energy bills. We're calling out price gouging. And just now the Prime Minister has set out further support for those who use heating oil. Affordability is the number one issue, and we're determined to act.

@Iromg @zatzi @Jasmine @DonaldCMacleod Another belter of a show. Starmer has now maved a whole 5 points clear of his nearest rival Andrew M W in the Plank League table Meanwhile Sadiq Khan continues to plummet down the chart

Plank of the Week tonight from 7pm. @zatzi @Jasmine and @DonaldCMacleod join me for a new episode on The Mike Graham Show…

@adamcmb_ @jasminapplebyig I was 793 in queue. Took 6 attempts to get 5 together in a line in second tier. Finally managed it in third block that I tried

@jasminapplebyig Similar case to me. I was about 200 though

I know it’s only been 15 minutes since it went on sale to st holders but is this a good sign? Haven’t been given the top tier yet

@adamcmb_ @aidanh2311 I chose my 5 seats in tier 2

@aidanh2311 Same as ours. There should be an option at the bottom to say select from bottom

@Araoluwanimi01 Incest it in Vats of Whoskey

You’re given $2m. You have 20 minutes to spend it. You can’t spend it on cars, airplanes, yacht or a house. You can’t spend it on golds or diamonds either. What will you buy??