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@ResistanceTVPod @tykestakeonit When Charles wanted to marry her his mother wouldn’t allow it. So much as we admire Elizabeth 11 for her dedication to duty. She was a judgemental woman & was dictatorial.

@tykestakeonit Nope! When Charles wanted to marry her, Government said she would never be Queen. Then suddenly, after the death of QEII, the press started to call her Queen. When/how did things change?

Queen Camilla.🧐 Does anybody really think that she's the Queen?

@tykestakeonit Honestly, I’ve got far too many more relevant things to concern myself with. I don’t care. I doubt she will be in situ long.

@JulieMontoya20 @missgripper_ What with? I don’t trust the tap water.

@oldbob1944 If true at least he isn’t claiming subsidised refreshment.

This is one of new Labour MPs. He's 18 and his mum is sending him to parliament every day with a packed lunch and fruit juice. The country is fucked cheers bob

@SusanlLawson @GjocsJones @factchecknet He is double jointed from taking backhanders.

@GjocsJones This is surely a fake photo?... Johnson's left hand is the wrong way round..! @factchecknet

Name the Band. I will start. The Skidmarks.

@GjocsJones Echo & The Pudding Man

@Matthew82069336 When I had my children you didn’t get child benefit for the first child but did thereafter. That seemed unfair because you have to get everything for the first. You are never going to have a system that seems fair to all.

A #KingsSpeech with no scrapping of the two child benefit cap isn't worth the paper it's written on. Then again, they don't call him Kid Starver for nothing!

@djonesbutchers Such a generous thought Dave, no more than I would expect from a real Gent. My Grandson was invited to a local college prom, not the one he attends. He wore a suit he had for a wedding. Won best dressed male. He heard ‘who’s he? Don’t know him’ as he picked up trophy. 🤔😂

Hi it’s prom time and I know for some families it’s going to be hard to juggle finances about to incorporate the cost of prom attire , if there’s any of your sons , daughters that will not make prom because of financial constraints please Dm me I will be able to help a few go xx

@MorganO76249179 @Dukinfield6lue @Justadulbloke @SimonDalling @RachelA1892 Train you into a 9-5 . Hopefully not many have that thought & plus have you been outside in the last 15 years? You won’t find many 9-5 jobs these days. Teaching should be about helping pupils to develop into rounded adults. Not just about academia.

Labour will introduce supervised tooth brushing for 3 to 5 year olds in primary schools. Yes, this is really happening. Week 2 of a Labour Government. The state is the parent now.

@Justadulbloke @SimonDalling @RachelA1892 I wonder why it’s falling to teachers to do it now & it isn’t a new thing. Maybe the funding for the mobile dentist van disappeared. The contract to supply them probably went to someone with no vans or dental equipment.

@SimonDalling @RachelA1892 I don't really agree that it's a teachers job. When I was in school we have mobile dental vans which came around and did this sort of thing. It's definitely a parenting responsibility as they should be brushing their teeth way before they go to primary school.

@Ysayn3 @ChrisYoules They also need to know deodorant is not to hide the fact they haven’t showered. 🙀

A friend just told me that he had a lesson observation and the head's area for improvement was, "It was a great lesson, but there was a bad smell of BO in the room. I don't know if it was the kids or...?"

@Bill_Tasselli @janekin24 @RachelA1892 That is an ambiguous statement. Do you speak for all dentist or are you telling us that as a profession Dentists are argumentative?

@janekin24 @RachelA1892 Dentists disagree!

@RachelA1892 Yes it is happening & has been for some time. You do realise it is not going to be part of the school day every day, just one activity over the year.

@jaacq1 There was The Battle of Saltley Gate, the only time a Union beat the government of the day when Ted Heath was PM.

@Pu55yman_Dan @ArchSmartfinkel @carla_denyer I’m impressed you know what initials are.

@ArchSmartfinkel @carla_denyer Nope it's my initials

Well, this week isn't going exactly to plan! I am meant to be in Parliament for the King's Speech tomorrow, doing tv interviews, and then maybe my maiden speech. But I'm currently in A&E waiting for blood test results! Please don't panic, I'm fine, my body is just being a bit overdramatic about a bee sting 🐝🙄 But if you don't spot me where you expected to see me in the House of Commons or on the news tomorrow, this is why! Hopefully I can still get in... we'll see. NHS staff are being wonderful of course 💙

@Fibutton My aunt’s granddaughter told her that all nannies had curly perms. That was in the 1970’s.

This was the official Nana uniform back in the day, also available with curlers or a blue rinse...🤗😅

@Pu55yman_Dan @carla_denyer Ever heard of Anaphylactic shock or cellulitis both potentially fatal from an insect bite. 🤡

@carla_denyer I was literally out smacking Serbians in Germany few weeks ago and still went to the game few hours later and you're missing meetings and crying about a fly. Man up

@Daniel_Grigg @UKLabour Floating voters are the voters that win elections.

Angela Rayner said they'd expel Labour members in their thousands. Turns out they lost Labour voters in their hundreds of thousands. @UKLabour

@Tom659124287102 @TalkCPFC I feel the best way to combat unwarranted criticism is to rise above it & ignore it. I have also noticed that people with football in their bio are usually cerebrally challenged

@TalkCPFC This is a shocking take. The women’s team constantly face abuse and diminishing of achievement when in fact they have achieved more than the men in recent history. Fair play to em for actually dishing it back. Men’s team fans shouldn’t dish it out if they can’t take it back.