anna fox rochinski

every violin in the world sounds out of tune to me

literally not okay how good half a bottle of yerba mate and a good stretch hits at 10:20 PM on may 24 2026. you still have time to try this. but dont stretch too hard or else you'll start crying for beautiful nebulous reasons

@coolingpie no

catdog reboot

@coolingpie how much $ would you need to perform paula cole's "feelin love" in front of your entire family

and to my beautiful granddaughter anna fox the third, i leave you a bunch of Reformation dresses that require dry cleaning and a 200 lb fender rhodes :-/ but i know a guy on the mars colony who can fix the tremolo for u :-)

still not happy? you still have time to go utterly sockless in loafers on may 19th 2026

@vibekegonzalez that time when i played the same festival as fetty and watched his set backstage and he was so fucking late for his own set and then went to jail for dealing fentanyl

Shorty got that drug addled pussy I call her fetty WAP

basically got a 15% senior discount at american apparel today cuz i worked there 19 years ago LOL

@coolingpie dude it's perfect. any louder and it becomes partridge family coded @DGrohl

@coolingpie brb checking

the tambourine on foo figthers' "learn to fly" is too quiet

i go to work and then i'm done with work and then i have to "do the work" 😭

the guy in the dominican republic who hacked my twitter last night was prob just trying to promote my show on monday, so here's the flyer

@coolingpie wtf is goin on over here

hard launching my wife of 50 years

oh man

@volvo__driver stepmother!!! ⚰️

Neeeeed whatever stepmother was smoking when she laid this track down open.spotify.com/track/3o7dptCQ…

one thing i never need to do again is eat $19 ramen in a open concept urban food market on a very hard metal stool under exposed ductwork

@brandonstosuy yup lol. that was fast!

this is now.

lord grant me the serenity to calmly envision the perfect penny loafer, the courage to ask this 12 year old hasidic girl on the M train where she got hers, and the wisdom to just take a stealthy pic and do a reverse google search i guess

the palisades, when i was green in judgment

I would love a crispety crunchety snack and a kiss

for his recording of "take me to the river", al green received the most royalties over time from ... Big Mouth Billy Bass