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No app is as much of a broken turd as @meijer ‘s

@JoinDeepRock Chutes & Ladders, but Pipelines & Pumpjacks instead.

@amazonmusic is the greatest broken turd of an app I’ve ever used. Please just show me my unplayed podcast episodes past the first 5 🤦🏻‍♀️

I think Lena is @_LunaSkywalker_’s doppelgänger

@PairEyewear no such option exists 🥴

Only 2 chapters/stories into Weirdling Woods and so far each of them has literally left my mouth agape. @writerjonallen is incapable of disappointing

@Snapchat stop trying to make AI happen. I’m more likely to delete the damn app than pay to get rid of that nuisance

I swear to god @writerjonallen could make even a grocery list awe-inspiring

I’m having one of those “Wow, the world really is crashing and burning while we are just helplessly along for the ride, huh?” kind of mornings.

I could write an entire book full of times that my day to day life has somehow coincidentally correlated to an episode of @AMorbidPodcast that I listened to on that day. Honestly a regular occurrence

🙌🏻

@panerabread why is your website a broken turd

5 years and 1 corporate car later this still holds true

@writerjonallen @WeirdDarkness YES, thank you! I spend a ton of time driving and was hoping to find more of your work in audio format😁 I’m excited to get my Weirdling Woods and Throwaway Kids copies (honestly you could publish your grocery list and it would still make its way onto my bookshelf).

I know I’m super late to this party but- I’ve never been as enthralled by someone’s writing style as by that of @writerjonallen during his Listener Tale. When I got to the Christmas episode I audibly exclaimed “Oh FUCK yeah” in my car (alone). My excitement was validated.🙌🏻

@Ticketmaster why am I being told I’m not a verified fan when I literally have the emails confirming my registration? 😭😭

What was the point of registering as a verified fan if we still were going to just get wait-listed 🙃

@PureLeaf …..and twig? 😒🤦🏻‍♀️🤢

I gotta admit, I love seeing that a guy I was once sad about got ugly

I JUST got my pc and now they finally do this. 🤦🏻‍♀️