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Get yourself a girl that can do both

It’s been reported that the Chancellor’s wife, Akshata Murthy, is not tax domiciled in the UK. This has been confirmed by a statement issued on her behalf. But I think the statement of facts issued by her is wrong. And I also suggest HMRC could challenge this claim. A thread….

@Emily_Goodsir @Dannycommockx @tash_felton Half a pint of lemonade and I’m sold

Mates that don’t take much convincing to go out >

I only understand NFL cos of playing John Madden Football when I was about 11. Sure, the game developers have a role in that, but it was his profile that led them to make it. Rugby had its Madden in Jonah Lomu. No one has cut through since and no console game ever surpassed it.

@CatWorkers @Emily_Goodsir

I’m sorry for swearing, I very rarely do it but this really f**ks me off

This is the most important graph of the ‘third wave’. Thanks to @guardian for producing it.

It’s gonna be a good weekend

@Jesse_K_Lavis @Emily_Goodsir Retwoot

@Emily_Goodsir No thank you I’m perfectly happy with Patt’s

@Emily_Goodsir Get a grip

@gregjames @AliPlumb @AliFletcher13

What's your favourite TV show that you know in your heart of hearts isn't actually very good?

The wikipedia page for the 1904 Olympics Men’s Marathon might be my favourite Wikipedia page ever

@as_a_vegetarian @kathrynefletch close enough

the most terrifying women on earth are like 5’1” with Double Ds

@lucaviftw @TheCheish @Emily_Goodsir @Jesse_K_Lavis

@Emily_Goodsir @Jesse_K_Lavis @PeopleRuin 🥺 what a cutie

Now look at this

@kathrynefletch @wolfcind 🙄

Not sure who made this but this is brilliant

@Emily_Goodsir @dovenymph I saw this and nearly sent it to you earlier!! Except it’s looking like Patt will have to also live in our house 🙄

Who is Pascal Gaüzère and why are hundreds of people trying to get him an emergency eye test with us?...