Anna Chaffin

Diet Coke is pretty good

My pronouns are Prosecute/Fauci

Late to the party but Alexa literally looks like bam bam meet Ursula at the reunion

Yeah- doomsday

@CGuerrrero Try vit B6 and unisom before bed!

This “morning sickness” literally all day can go away anytime now🤢🙃

@Taywutwut Ok but actually pop does taste like BO

Unfortunate things that happened to my taste after Covid: 1. Glassware smells like fish, more specifically the specific smell of Florida 2. Pop tastes like B.O. 3. Ranch dressing tastes overly seasoned, idk how to explain this one but it’s not good 4. All chicken smells raw

I think we can agree on this no matter your political or moral view points: people are dumb af

Few things can calm our screaming 6 week old but thank God @TTChilders is one of them😍

There is an 8 hour long YouTube video that is strictly the sound of a vacuum that puts my son to sleep in minutes. Tell your mom friends.

@PerriGoHard Maybe him and Ellis can hang out because sleep isn’t really his thing either 🙃

There’s a white male that’s 22 inches long and about 11 lbs that literally won’t sleep, keeps making noise and drooling. If anyone wants to come get him so I can sleep, he responds to Jagger

Parenting fail- holding your baby while eating only to look down to their head covered in your dinner. Sorry EG

@booitslex Lay a paper towel over it and then iron the paper towel! It will pick up a lot of it!

Today feels like an excellent day to have a baby but I just need everyone to get on the same page (the baby mostly)

@staples95 Planning a wedding is actually the worst and with covid I’m sure it’s impossible! It’ll be beautiful no matter what ❤️

I love when people are quiet about their political opinion for 2 seconds

@mackenziejov Pretty sure my name in Tyler’s phone is still Anna Dean 🤷🏼‍♀️

DATING: can’t wait to see you again MARRIAGE: part of your knee was on my side of the bed again last night