Anna Blume

You impatient psychopath. #fridgepoetry #onedayatatime

As simple as that. #indiscotabel #fridgepoetry

Let’s be honest, we’re all thinking it. #fridgepoetry #functioningadult #excessive

Listen to the fridge. #fridgepoetry #drinksomewateryoubeautifulandcapablebutdehydratedbitch

And by “them” I mean my kids … #fridgepoetry #stoparguingandletthembewrong

The struggle is real. #fridgepoetry #champagnetastebeerbudget #designersstruggle

I need sun! #fridgepoetry #sundeprivation #winterblues

Ain‘t got no time for anything else. #fridgepoetry #sparkjoy #getout

Raise your glass(es). Friday! #fridgepoetry #irishhandcuffs #fridaymood

I’ll just do it afraid then. #fridgepoetry #fear #doitafraid

Not a fan of New Year‘s resolutions but this year really is a fresh start. #fridgepoetry #aneweraofme

Might as well be me. #fridgepoetry #badexample

Own it. #fridgepoetry #hot #psyHOTic

Always make sure to have the right amount of calm and party tits. #fridgepoetry #calmyourtit #partytit

Fine. We‘ll compromise. #fridgepoetry #compromise #marriage

And you thought I was smart … #fridgepoetry #photosynthesis #smart

Can’t think of a hashtag that won’t get me in trouble. #fridgepoetry

Remember who’s cooking. #fridgepoetry #benice #dontmakemepoisonyourfood

Defiant all the way. #fridgepoetry #hideunderthecovers #coolanddefiant

Might wanna double check. But hey, you never know, life’s weird. #fridgepoetry #iflifegivesyoumelons