Annie Position

WE'VE BEEN STARVING FOR AN INNING LIKE THIS! THE YEAR OF WILYER ABREU!

@AlbanianKlay @cantstand_yuh @NCAAMLaxBets @cantstand_yuh

@cantstand_yuh @NCAAMLaxBets You’re an idiot anyways

@NCAAMLaxBets investment opportunities today?

@JeffPassan Me and driving off the nearest bridge I can find are also in agreement.

JOSH ALLEN REQUEST THAT TRADE TO ATLANTA BRUDDA WE HAVE AN ELITE DEFENSE FOR YOU

From Matt Ryan: "Arthur gave me the chance of a lifetime almost twenty years ago, and he's done it again today. While I appreciate the time I had with the Colts and with CBS, I've always been a Falcon. It feels great to be home. I could not be more excited, grateful, or humbled by this new opportunity. I began my career with a singular goal: to do right by the Blank family, the Falcons organization, the City of Atlanta, and especially our fans. My commitment to the success of this franchise has not changed. I'm beyond ready to help write a new chapter of excellence."

Imma be very clear! If the Playoff Committee does NOT pick the Falcons over two teams that did NOT EVEN PLAY today… The Falcons should opt OUT of any bowl game. There, I said it.

The most sacks by a rookie since Micah Parsons in 2021 🔥

Push I Pull , Great No Call Ref 🫡

2025 Rookie Sack Leaders 1. James Pearce - 8.5 (ATL) 2. Jalon Walker - 5.5 (ATL) 2025 Rookie INT Leaders 1. Xavier Watts - 4 (ATL) @AtlantaFalcons | #DirtyBirds

Do I want Matt Ryan in the front office? Yes But do I think he would have any clue about how to get this team back on a winning trajectory? …. Also yes. You’re damn right he would. @929TheGame

#Falcons owner Arthur Blank has had talks with Matt Ryan about joining their front office in a high-profile position, and people close to Ryan believe he’s seriously considering it, per @JayGlazer. "It would be for a significant front office role."

@eastvillageguy @TallBlondeQB1

@TallBlondeQB1 @InBijanWeTrust 1-0 in their last 1

@InBijanWeTrust @AnniePosition4

This will be the first NFL playoffs without one of these four QBs since 1998 💔

@JerryBBallz @Youhappentohear @AlbanianKlay @not_mikesburner Not fucking around w that 🧢

Saw a crane after the Bears game today @Youhappentohear @AlbanianKlay @AnniePosition4 @not_mikesburner

RT if you agree @kylepitts__ x #ProBowlVote

KP Giveaway 🎱 RT for a chance to win this signed @kylepitts__ jersey! #ProBowlVote

Repost to send me to the pro bowl 🎱 #ProBowlVote

Wow. Growing up we always called it “Smear the person with the football regardless of how they identify themselves in terms of gender or sexual orientation” but to each their own I guess

@LeylaKuni @CheeseEsq

Day in the life of an investor relations associate: - wake up at 7:30am to 12 emails asking for the same quarterly report that was sent last week - prepare for an LP call by re-reading the deck and praying no one asks about fund-level tax treatment - join LP call. First question: “walk us through assumptions on page 37” (there is no page 37) - get off the call and immediately answer an email asking if distributions will be “going up this quarter” (it’s a VC fund, the first distribution is expected in 10 years) - request updated portco commentary for the quarterly letter; receive three bullet points that say “good quarter” - rewrite that commentary into a full narrative that sounds polished, cautious, and somehow optimistic - answer a prospective LP question about “competitive differentiation” without mentioning that everyone else does the exact same thing - send the monthly update with the opener: “We are pleased with portfolio performance” (one company is on fire, two founders cannot be located, the rest are not providing any meaningful updates) - check subscription status of another prospective LP: “circling back internally” for the last 8 months - swear you’re going to update the CRM “properly” tomorrow (you will not) - sleep