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@KKAngletergt @ImMeme0 @realkarenjean 😂

@ImMeme0 @realkarenjean Quintina Brown has paid back the district for the helicopter ride…right? And now she is being fired for unprofessional conduct and misuse of public funds, of course.

Illinois park district director used taxpayer credit card for daughter's prom helicopter. The Park District's executive director, Quintina Brown, told cops she had the OK for the helicopter landing, but city leaders never authorized the landing in the public park where children were playing. The bill was for a minimum of $800 for one hour. At the bottom, there's a credit card number linked to Brown. She named Markham Parks as the company and even used the address of the fieldhouse and provided her signature on a taxpayer-funded credit card.

@TiffMoodNukes Well, I know for sure I don’t give two f**ks about A or C.

What are you most concerned about? Choice “F” for me A. Low, low risk {hantavirus} rats hershey squirting on ya B. Dark AI Data Centers C. E.T.s rage baiting TF outta earthlings D. Pedophile ruling class creating chaos and disaster E. Endless war and inflation F. Choices B, D, and E E. Not a damn thing. Fuckitol, I’m living my best life

@UcheMaryOkoli I was raised Catholic and attended Catholic schools my entire life… I was never taught to raise my hands at anytime during the mass and we never held hand during the Lord’s Prayer. No idea where that practice originated.

I have a question, please, and this is directed to the Catholics, please. During Mass, when the priest says, "lift up your hearts," And when we respond, ''we lift them up to the Lord,' why do some people lift their hands up??😭😭😭 Are we supposed to lift our hands up or our hearts, please????

@20th_Centurygal Festival 5 Black Sabbath, AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, Fleetwood Mac.

Which one do you choose?

For we are not contending against flesh and blood, but against the principalities, against the powers, against the world rulers of this present darkness, against the spiritual hosts of wickedness in the heavenly places. - Ephesians 6:12

Beat your plowshares into swords, and your pruning hooks into spears; let the weak say, “I am a warrior.” - Joel 3:10

@MKUltraMoney About a week ago I was going to order some wings… until they wanted to charge me an extra $1.45 if I wanted them crispy. No more, I’ll make my own food from now on.

Pizza place tried to charge 50 cents extra for sauce with my GARLIC KNOTS. Dawg they’d kіII you for this shit if you tried it 10 years ago.

@JeffNadu @ThisDayInBSS @Sitdowncrimepod @allbusinesspete

At @Sitdowncrimepod we have decided to put our NORMAL investigative hats on and will be putting out exclusive findings in the search of Barstool employees that may fit the bill in the Oona controversy. Stand by for a video

Some albums are made for loud speakers… others are meant for headphones. What album needs headphones to really hit for you?

@ShaunMorash Run some green construction paper through the shredder. Way easier to clean up.

Going to be cleaning pieces of Easter grass out of the couch for months. Worst holiday invention ever.

@VivaLaStool Is @stoolpresidente just going full Grizzly Adam’s? That beard and hair haven’t been tended to in a minute.

The Big 3

@LegalFockery That will get you a cup of coffee today, maybe.

Watching the Springsteen movie on a flight. They're in a diner in 1981. Full egg breakfast $2.89.

@CaptainCons Time change is a parents worst nightmare.

Convincing my kid that it’s bedtime even though it’s not dark out

@TRHLofficial Amen.

Heavenly Father, Prince of Peace and God of mercy, look with compassion on all innocents caught in the conflict with Iran. Make this war brief. Protect every child from harm; let no blameless life be lost. Shield our servicemen, guide their actions in justice, grant them discernment, and bring them home safely. Soften the hearts of all leaders; turn them toward wisdom, dialogue, and peace. Mary, Queen of Peace, pray for us. Saint Michael, defend us in battle. We ask this through Christ our Lord. May You grant swift resolution with minimal suffering and restore Your peace to every heart and land. Amen.

@ClownWorld My father just rolled over in his grave. He was the cleanest potato peeler who ever lived. Never lost a piece of edible flesh or left an eye. They don’t make them like him anymore.

@AB84 Without a doubt.

Be brutally honest. In your next life, would you choose your dad to be your dad again?

@snowlikejonn Hell of a run. Mondays are now back to being the worst day of the week.

RB&R Day 300 🫘 Queen’s Cuisine

@Super70sSports Last great era of the NBA.

According to legend, no edits were needed for Bird’s shots that day …

@_willcompton “God bless you guys”. Priorities.

Raiders future QB1 Fernando Mendoza

@ResisttheMS Might as well drop out of the race now. Integrity has no place in CA politics.

BREAKING: LA mayor candidate Spencer Pratt vows to cooperate with ICE if he gets elected.