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@Napaaqtuk Tryna finish writing that (and the other cases you mentioned). #BenchWritingBalance is killin me :-/

Predatory conference email coming in strong with the, "probability suggests that you're not feeling well" angle by opening with, "hope this email makes you feel better."

@carlzimmer They also released measles numbers... 87,000 cases in Uganda since the beginning of the year...

:-/ aljazeera.com/news/2019/06/u…

I’m thrilled about the elimination of malaria from Algeria and Argentina. This news gives me hope that we’ll one day get rid of the disease forever. b-gat.es/2WqcrpT

Bristol academic cracks Voynich code, solving century-old mystery of medieval text phys.org/news/2019-05-b…

Exxon had this science more than three decades ago. #ExxonKnew and continues to know while they actively push climate doubt.

@carlzimmer I've the hard cover *and* audiobook... Is it weird that following along while listening is how I read this thing?

@emonosson11 @voxdotcom Yay phage!

Ben, in a desperate attempt to feel alive, got in the shower and then turned on the water. He did not feel alive. He felt regret. Lots of regret. He also started self-narrating in third person... Not sure what that's called. A mental break, perhaps?

Daughter: "dad! Liza threw up in class today!" Son: "Liam threw up on the bus this morning!" Likelihood of a Chan family vombomb? Rapidly increasing... #parentLyfe

Current #LabMood (if only those were agar plates)

I'm not saying that this is my favourite gif of all time, but I'm also not-not saying that...

Google autocomplete is on point. (I'm fine, but dang google...)

Every squad needs exactly one crazy thude/wildcard... Like someone who doesn't use a phone case to protect their phone. They'll keep the mission interesting.

Am I the only one who invites people over as motivation to clean up the house?

@mikeblazanin @antropoteuthis @Amandatron89 @PaulTurnerLab On it. Phage RatKing and RatKang.

@antropoteuthis @Amandatron89 @PaulTurnerLab @AnotherBenChan Pseudomonas phage RatKing?

I guess you can name phages whatever you want then, huh?

George's wallet.