Mr Squiggle

@ProfBrianCox @EricIdle @ProfBrianCox You look younger everytime I see you on media. You're not abusing Stem cells are you?

If you leave out the first paragraph it’s basically @EricIdle ‘s Galaxy Song.

Just in case you want to follow me elsewhere - and I’m staying here as well by the way - I’m @profbriancox everywhere with the usual profile pic looking like an idiot in an English Electric Lighting. There are a couple of nob ends who have set up fake accounts on BlueSky for example - but you can’t miss me because I will always and forever spell nob without a k. Let this be the sign … ;-)

@Cobratate @Cobratate Why R U gay?

Harder the level the higher the score. Stress is essential. You will never be important unless you learn to deal with perma stress.

@cloud1a7 Ah, haha saw the profile, documented legend and I know exactly who you're talking about 👌

@cloud1a7 Who are you referring to?

Yup. But not anymore. 💯

@SethMacFarlane I hope this guy sells family guy, it sucks since he went full liberal white women

@cloud1a7 Yoooooo hahaha wtf

Woah 😳. 😱😱😱😱😱

@liamtuffs1 @JeremyClarkson We need the trifecta, Hammond, James ,& Clarkson

The government want to destroy our food supply & farming as we know it. @JeremyClarkson bought farming into our living rooms through ‘Clarksons Farm’, which boosted the publics appreciation for #farmers & this is why the mainstream are today chastising Clarkson. Textbook left!

@business Fire everyone and Start again, seriously. U suck

DNB CEO Kjerstin Braathen, fresh from pulling off a substantial acquisition, says she’s keen to do more trib.al/ezSaE3Y

@business Time to cut the UK off, treat them like Russia or North Korea

A panel of British lawmakers plans to invite the billionaire Elon Musk to testify in Parliament about X’s role in spreading disinformation during the UK’s summer riots trib.al/PVuPcA8

@business Literally mouth vomit, hope it's a rental

Nvidia’s earnings after the close are the biggest news the market will get the rest of the year. Details in today's Markets Daily trib.al/cJkE8q0

@NEWSMAX That's a mouthful, lost interest

Two wars are escalating right now and "thank God we have [President-elect] Donald Trump coming in because both wars are going to stop," former acting Director of National Intelligence Ric Grenell told Newsmax on Monday. MORE: bit.ly/40TexUo

@MarioNawfal New headline, "woke NATO learns today"

🚨🇹🇷ERDOGAN OPPOSES UKRAINE'S USE OF LONG-RANGE U.S. MISSILES IN RUSSIA He criticized the U.S. decision to let Ukraine use ATACMS missiles to strike inside Russia, warning it could escalate the conflict and provoke a stronger Russian response. Erdogan, speaking after the G20 Summit, urged restraint from both Moscow and Kyiv, calling the move a step that "ensures the war never ends but spreads." While Turkey supports Ukraine's territorial integrity, it opposes Western sanctions on Russia due to its close defense and economic ties with Moscow. Source: Reuters

@liamtuffs1 @liamtuffs1 No, and gfys, stop farming. U want the pimp hand?

Was the Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul fight rigged?👇🏼

@FinancialNews I got bored halfway through reading that

The new boutique bank looking to grow to 130 dealmakers and take on the mid-market trib.al/i1xIZPE

@MarioNawfal It's a fat drug, who gives af? Good for them

🚨🇺🇸WEIGHT-LOSS DRUG COVERAGE RISES AMONG US EMPLOYERS A Mercer survey shows 44% of US employers with 500+ employees now cover weight-loss drugs like Wegovy and Zepbound in 2024, up from 41% last year. For employers with 20,000+ employees, coverage jumped from 56% to 64%. These GLP-1 drugs, which can reduce weight by up to 20%, have driven up healthcare costs, prompting employers to add stricter authorization requirements to ensure targeted use. Healthcare costs for single employees under self-insured plans rose 5% to $16,501 annually. Source: Reuters

@catturd2 This should be illegal

Whoops - 😂

@catturd2 Old news, you already knew that happened

OMG - 😂😂😂😂😂

@Cobratate Gay

The Two most famous Gs in the world getting massages. Road Dawgs.

@catturd2 They're just trying to be famous and you're helping them

Cringe brainwashed cuck.