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Saw all of it, what a hate-watch. 😀

@NoelCastanza To live comfortably, you need at least MK5 million gross per month. And that’s assuming you don’t have debt. But I doubt if the average salary (formal sector) exceeds 200k per month.

Here are the maths questions 20 litres of petrol is Mk 150 000 How much money must you be earning to manage to drive for a month?

@BarcaTimes LOL Top G.

Pedri interrupted the interview and went to celebrate with Frenkie for his new record 🥹🔵🔴

@Ib_ra_himm @The_RavingKing 🤣🤣

“Armless dude walks into a hospital to donate sperm” Doctor:

@georgyporgy111 Inde Ninya. Koma abusa ako akudziwa zokuti unakwatira kale, kwinako ukukangopangitsa formalize ngini? Important Questions. @konli90

Chicken Korma tonight 😋 🇮🇳

@Joshua__Ubeku LOL

Since the introduction of the “Semi-Automatic” in La Liga, it has malfunctioned ONLY 3 times, all against FC Barcelona. In all 3 cases, Del Cerro Grande was at VAR. An embarrassment to football!

Perez fraud.

Clear goal ruled as offside. SMH. How much has Perez paid these VAR dons?

President of Botswana: “When Botswana had a shortage of medicines, I didn’t write a letter… I called President Mnangagwa (of Zimbabwe)… I spoke with him over the phone for barely 2 minutes…. In those 2 minutes, commitments were made, and action commanded… and results followed” …. Effective leadership from President @duma_boko & President @edmnangagwa … unnecessary bureaucracy & formalities may hinder progress!

Dear Microsoft. Our African names are not spelling errors

Men are really So Important. The older I get, the more I recognize the value of masculine structure. Men fix things, bring stability, bring logic when emotions are high, protect us, help map out a solid game plan when we’re lost. They bring a type of balance and support that just hits different. Good and intentional men don’t always get the credit they deserve❤️. May God bless all the Good men out there.🙌

@TrollTouchline @Fichajes_futbol He will break his knee in the second week of the season. You can save this tweet.

🚨💣 | 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐈𝐍: Arsenal are internally exploring a possible summer move for Ousmane Dembélé. 🇫🇷 Club legend Thierry Henry is reportedly the driving force behind the push, keen to see the French star make the switch to North London. [@Fichajes_futbol]

@georgyporgy111 Za zii. @konli90

If your partner(s) physically fought someone over you. Would you

@boatsrevenge 🤣🤣

When you accidentally make eye contact with the teacher and now he's explaining everything to you

@JossyFCB LOL

🚨🎙️ Xavi Hernández On Atlético Madrid: “Some teams don’t play to win titles, they play to disrupt others. And when that becomes your identity, you celebrate moments instead of building history. At Barcelona, we are judged by trophies, not by who we eliminate along the way. Beating us might feel like a final for them, but for us, it’s just part of the journey. The difference is simple: we compete to lift cups, others compete to stop us from lifting them.”

@stats_feed 🤣

Sam Altman admits that saying "Please" and "Thank You" to ChatGPT is wasting millions of dollars in computing power.

I don’t know how to explain it but one day Chelsea will have 150+ crimes to answer related to their agents, third-party ownership and these ridiculous contracts.

@DeadlineDayLive @Romain_Molina I said this last season and got some backlash here. People don’t pay enough attention when watching football. Clubs will only want to buy him if he becomes very cheap.

🚨 NO CLUB IN EUROPE WANTS TO SIGN VINICIUS JR! ❌😱🇧🇷 His agents have tried EVERYTHING to secure offers from clubs but they have NO INTEREST. Even Chelsea don’t want to sign the Brazilian forward. 😳 (Source: @Romain_Molina)

The newspaper part. 🤣

@georgyporgy111 This was epic. 🤣

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