Anthony Burger

Batteries don’t store energy. They’re tiny cages for lightning spirits. That’s why they die when ignored. #ChargeLore

@UrLocalPerson75 This info is greatly appreciated. Thank you believer

@AntdaBurgerman I recently escaped from that hidden Paris underground city and they were aliens

The Eiffel Tower isn’t just a monument. It’s a massive antenna, built to communicate with a hidden civilization deep beneath Paris. They’ve been there for centuries, controlling the city from the shadows. #EiffelSignal

Pinecones are encrypted memory bombs dropped by trees. Squirrels are the only ones trained to disarm them. #ForestOps

Rainbows are encrypted data arcs sent by the sky to the Earth. Your eyes decode the spectrum, but your brain forgets the message. Kids get it. Adults just call it pretty. #SkyCode

Cheese is a fossil. You’re eating compressed time. That’s why it tastes better when it’s aged. #TimeSnack"

Mushrooms are not vegetables. They’re ancient alien antennas, constantly trying to send us messages. That’s why they grow in perfect circles. #MushroomSignals

Traffic lights aren’t about safety. Red and green are reptile dominance colors. Every time you stop, you surrender territory. That’s why turtles cross roads. #ReptileAgenda

@UrLocalPerson75 Finally someone who sees the truth

@AntdaBurgerman I agree with ur statement O wise one

Waffles are encoded with ancient lizard DNA. That’s why they have grids — it’s a map. Frogs know. Ever seen a frog eat a waffle? Exactly. #GridCode

Gravity? Just a psychic barrier from telepathic octopuses keeping us from slipping into alternate realities. #OctopusMasters

The reason countries stage wars? They’re actually covering up the fact that all governments are controlled by an ancient, subterranean AI that’s been manipulating human history for millennia. The wars are just distractions while they upgrade their tech. #AIOverlords

The moon landing was staged? Think bigger. The WHOLE space program is a cover-up for secret Earth-bound tech experiments. #SpaceIsALie

Birds aren’t real, they’re government drones recharging on power lines. That’s why pigeons don’t fly at night. Wake up sheeple!! #BirdTruth #FeatheredLies

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Just found out my wife is pregnant again Jeffrey be going crazy

Me and my wife just got our third abortion #lmybodybychoice

@ChuckyBails How about you pop a gym membership

Everyone pop their pussy

@ChuckyBails Of course you would think that Chuck because you’re a cuck

Hot take… being a bottom is better #TariffWAR