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Last time Musetti won a title Carlos Alcaraz hadn’t won a single Slam

Jannik has his logo in the back of his helmet 🥺💘💘

madem hujisikiza kweli🤔

Mikel Merino arriving at Sobha Realty Training Centre yesterday. 👋🇪🇸

I am now a landlord. Congratulations to me 🎉

He will never hit. mtetezi wa wanawake🤣🤣

As a fat woman unajua the only reason that nigga is with you is because he's yet to get a fit woman. Update us akikutumia text kama hii

Misogyny Hall of Fame 😭

Alcaraz out. Djokovic out. Last year's champ Ruud and finalist Draper both injured. Out of other top-tenners, Fritz out, Medvedev forgot how to tennis after Indian Wells. If Sinner also withdraws, just hand the trophy to Zverev and move on to Rome.

You'll not believe who got relegated that year😭😭

The only people mourning the closure of Sabina joy are the bottom barrel degenerates. Real legends know that place should have been closed years ago. The women are tired,dusty,rude and very classless. They look like they were picked from a tea plantation somewhere deep in kericho,huko karibu na Kabianga university wakaletwa nairobi na lorry usiku wakavalishwa miniskirt They dont even have courtesy. Unaenda kukiss mtu ndio angalao iwache kukaaa nikama unanajisi yeye unaskia amekuambia “Nitolee mdomo apa,hiyo hujalipia” . Na saa hiyo umetwanga yeye 350 tayari. Buana close that Nest already and send those grandmothers home to their grand children Sahii tume upgrade. Tumetoka analogue tuko digital. Tumehamia Roysambu buana. Hapa ndio mambo inachemka mpaka unajipata umeswaga school fees aki. Juu unajua hawa nao si wachache,these roysambu birds are nyonyaing nippos very dangerously,yani namna atari sana. Akimaliza apo Anakimbia kitchen anarudi na kamkia ya farasi Anakuja anakukalia kwa mapaja anakupiga pole pole kwa kifua na iyo mkia akikurukia. Ukiamka hapo nakwambja Unaskia nikama ulikua kwa ile Gari elijah alipanda akienda binguni buana. Eih! Mungu juu ni wewe ulitengeneza iyo matunda Adam alipewa,naomba utusaidie, manake nikiangalia naona tuko katika hali ya atari. Khabusie!

KRA has removed Nil Returns. Now, people with no income can apply for a “PIN with No Obligation” and won’t need to file returns every year. But once you start earning, you must update and file or face penalties.

10 AM?? Where tf are you at???

Last 5 PL results: Arsenal WWWWL = 12 points City WWDDW = 11 points False narratives…

Consent is not a joke. Once you say NO, we move on.

Leak the tactics messages on Manchester City’s WhatsApp group to Arteta if you really are one of us.

Heri nitembe hadi London

COYG!!!!