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Bid no bid. Just ignore the lot of them.

@ToonFan14 @LoadedMagNUFC He’s awful.

Tried to watch the @LoadedMagNUFC show with Graeme Bailey. I did about half-hour. Every chance to have a dig, he does; everyone is being sold and as a Boro fan, he clearly has a dislike of #NUFC and it shows. Not as if he’s even reliable anyway. Rare miss, sorry guys.

@Four_3_Three 100%

Unpopular Opinion: Newcastle should cash in on Osula this summer. #NUFC

@BalogunSonia4 Not England. Why would I root for a country who can feed, house, or otherwise look after its people. Why would I support a regime who plunder its people’s resources to line their own pockets? FK EM

Which teams are you supporting in World Cup?

@DrFrankTurek Because we are so shite ?

Why is there suddenly so much interest in aliens?

@ai_sentience Did you watch TOWIE? Me neither.

If this is a simulation then what is its purpose?

@Pearlwontmiss These are utter shite. Go away.

Didn't get it at first now I can't stop laughing👀

@swinburne_mark At least one said he was away on holiday before the WC

Where’s Hope, Edwards, Downie and Co been today? There’s only been Caulkin out today saying the 12th place isn’t the end of the world and he’s predictably flying the EH flag. The silence from the other local journalists is deafening. Do they know something that we don’t? #NUFC

@NUFC360 @opaleak That’s horrendous. #nufc

Newcastle United’s 26/27 Season Home Kit confirmed after leaks from official Marketing photos. 📷 @opaleak | #NUFC

@Magpie24_7 FFS

Newcastle United are after Solly March on a free transfer this summer, according to teamTALK. ​The Seagulls held an option to extend the 31-year-old’s contract by an extra 12 months, but following talks with his camp, an agreement was reached to let him move on. March leaves the AMEX Stadium with over 300 appearances under his belt, and the news of his availability will spark a summer bidding war. Newcastle United are believed to be firmly in the mix, alongside Everton, Crystal Palace, Nottingham Forest, and Fulham. Newly promoted outfits Coventry City and Ipswich Town are also interested MAGPIE METER RATING: 🐦‍⬛ #NUFC #NUFCNews #Newcastle #EPL

@Magpie24_7 Howe is done at #nufc Thanks but it’s over. Hang in & next season is a disaster.

🧤 ​The Ramsdale Dilemma: Trigger the Clause or Walk Away? 🤔 ​The loan deal is officially in the books. After investing a £4m loan fee to bring the England international to Tyneside, Newcastle United now faces a £20m decision. Triggering his permanent buyout clause isn't a question of talent, well for Eddie Howe it isn't—it’s a matter of cold, hard finance. ​Eddie Howe’s admiration for Aaron Ramsdale is well-documented, having now managed the shot-stopper at both Bournemouth and Newcastle. Even though Ramsdale finished the season on the bench following Nick Pope’s return, Eddie was quick to praise his keeper's immense locker-room influence: ​"I've really enjoyed working with Aaron again. I think he's an unbelievable lad. Every time that I've worked with him, I've always had a great feeling about his personality and what he brings to the group—very, very positive guy. He's actually become part of the squad so quickly... very good off the pitch, very good in supporting the goalkeeper who's playing. I think we've seen a big improvement from the moment that he came." ​ ​While Eddie Howe is eager to keep Ramsdale in the squad, Newcastle doesn't hold all the cards. Parent club Southampton is currently licking its wounds after a devastating exit from the Championship play-offs, missing out on the £200m Premier League promotion jackpot. ​According to The Chronicle, the Saints are now desperate for a cash injection. This leaves Newcastle with two distinct options: ​Bite the bullet and pay the agreed £20m upfront or exploit Southampton's financial vulnerability to negotiate a significantly lower fee. ​ ​With reports suggesting up to three Magpies goalkeepers could depart St James' Park this summer, squad depth behind Nick Pope is about to look incredibly thin. However, the ultimate question remains: Is £20m simply too expensive for a player destined to start next season as a backup? Eddie ​Howe kept his cards close to his chest when summarising the situation: ​"Let's see what happens in the next stage of his career. We're not in control of what happens with his future; that'll be Southampton's choice." ​What’s your take? Should we splash the £20m to secure Ramsdale permanently, or should that transfer budget be prioritised elsewhere? 🤔 ​#NUFC #NewcastleUnited #TransferNews #EPL #Magpies #Southampton

@WestHamPlace Opposite. They only got the deduction so they can give them 4 points back as a sop on appeal. Will remain kicked out.

Calling it now The reason Southampton have been expelled AND given a points deduction is so that the expulsion can be lifted on successful appeal My guess is they will win their appeal and only the points deduction will stand

@hotspurreports You will have to do it yourselves,we #nufc are dogsh*t right now.

Next week, if things go our way at Newcastle…. Tottenham have the chance to rock up to Stamford Bridge, and survive in Premier League by beating Chelsea. Whilst also sending West Ham down. Do you think we can do it?

@JoelBlandSport Miserable “striker”, awful kit, no sponsor etc etc #nufc

@JoelBlandSport That’s awful on so many levels.

@CovertFootyTrip It was today?

Hands up if you didn't watch the FA Cup Final today? 🙋‍♂️

@GaryLineker @TheMightySteve That’s an absolute disgrace.

This might be the worst VAR decision I’ve seen (and there’s a lot of competition). Extraordinary given the significance.

@CharIieBennett He was right. But so so so wrong. Good riddance

“He’s a businessman. Unfortunately for #NUFC fans, he wants to run his business in a sustainable way. Credit to Mike Ashley.” He will always be welcomed warmly at SJP - but Ameobi’s exit feels like another remnant of the Ashley era being phased out. shieldsgazette.com/sport/football…

@AwayDaysClub_ That’s Ashley (Mike) idiot. 😂🤑

Alan Shearer is a retired English footballer widely regarded as one of the best strikers in the history of the Premier League, where he is the all-time record goalscorer with 260 goals. He played for Southampton, Blackburn Rovers, and his hometown club, Newcastle United, as well as captained the England national team.

@maniaUFO Just tell the FKN truth & we will make our own minds up. Has to be bad for the status quo if it ever gets out.

This astonishing revelation of the existence of technologically superior alien beings among us here on Earth alters your faith in any way; do you see this as some kind of threat?