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@HtownWiggy Hell yeah brother !!!

@04_kcjj @mattym1983 @espn Protozoa!!!

@mattym1983 @espn And you look like a generic version of that singer that ZENON loved.

Megan Thee Stallion throws out the first pitch in her hometown 🤩 🍿: White Sox-Astros 📺: ESPN

@sondraa Nice hat!

Aloha fuckers

@dominos stick to potatoes cuz y’all messing up pizza

@dominos Looky here, baby. You're hittin' them corners too goddamn fast. You need to slow this motherfucker down, you understand? I almost spilled my 'yak on this $200 suit. #dominos #nextfriday

@Cobyhimselff @BenDuBose Whatever you drink bro I LG I see you I the streets I gotcha

@BenDuBose Just made a twitter 😭 but I don’t drink beer

This guy is my inspiration for life. My dream is to one day buy him a beer.

@LAtweets22 Don’t matter it takes the whole season to achieve this.

Weird flex when these 5 actually made minimal contributions to their first title ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@HayesHolly2 My buddies wife does housekeeping and a apparently that happens a lot

My cleaning lady just saw me naked, omg 😕

@Manzbud45 @astros As a Yankees fan you should know Christian Javier is a Fucking Beast

@astros I knew the Astros were going to bring out the buzzers last night come on game 3 score 7-0 and the next night they get no hit not definitely something’s up

No hits? That Hurts.

@CobosQue Bro you kill it at what you do !Fuck the noise

Yall have no idea how hard it is to stay quiet when your name is being slandered. But Im thankful for all of you. Bottom of my heart, thank you.

@McClain_on_NFL Different sport pancakes

If you think this is bad, wait till you see what the Eagles are going to do to the Texans.

@michaelschwab13 I will never loose hope

The Astros were down 2-1 to the Red Sox in the 2021 ALCS. Houston went on to win two in Boston and game 6 at home. Not time to lose hope.

@sondraa You gonna meet up the guy that sent you that pic 👀👀👀

Quick do I say fuck it and go to tomorrows game in Houston

@MLBONFOX 2005 the year that baseball was cancelled

17 years ago today, Albert Pujols hit a baseball into orbit and silenced the Houston crowd ☄️

@sondraa For research purposes I had to zoom in and realized that was his hand

Astro fans come get your man

@sondraa We do not claim him he just shows up

@Softykjr You know damn well. It would be the same if it was the other way around!

This now the third post mocking the Mariners. Damn. Didn't realize how much they were in Houstons head. I actually love it. M's will no longer be just a nuisance. And they know it.

How my bank account be looking at me every postseason when I go overboard at the #Astros team store! #LevelUp

@sondraa 👀

Ya imma go fuck myself

@SportsRV Im about to loose it

Wellness check Astros fans how we doing