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What is happening in Nigeria constitutes a form of jihad. Islamic Fulani militants are clearing pathways for the full Islamization of the country and the imposition of Sharia law

You see that “East Is Not Safe” agenda? It will die a natural death. See how over 4k people gathered to watch Onyedikachi, Bruno, and Boniface who are millionaires in dollars play football, yet no one harassed them, no one disrupted the match, and no one extorted money from them. Even during the game, random people voluntarily helped direct movement so everyone could be comfortable. That shows you how Ndi Igbo behaves “Na who love us we go love.” That clout-chasing APC fat ass nigga will come back home with 11 police escorts, and if you ask him why, he’ll tell you, “The East is not safe.”😤

Tinubu knows we always move on to the next one! But as a mother I refuse to move on. Thirty Nine (39) innocent children are still being held to Ransom. The GCFR should resign if he can't secure our lives and bring back those kids.

This man is so consumed by power and presidential vanity that he’s naming a publicly funded road after himself complete with his full title: “President Bola Ahmed Tinubu, GCFR.” The road is barely 10% complete. Yet the giant signpost is already up. One can almost picture him cruising past it, grinning at his own name, whispering, “This is my legacy.” In my adult life, I’ve never seen anything this brazen in a democracy. This is the kind of behavior you expect from Saddam, Gaddafi, or other dictators desperate to etch their names into permanence. In actual democracies, roads and monuments are usually named after leaders after they’re gone not while they’re still alive and the project is half-finished. Only a pathological toponymic narcissist adds “President” and “GCFR” to a road sign. Bola Tinubu just did exactly that.

The victim testimony of Chloe from the rape gang inquiry is horrific - Abducted by a Muslim abuser - Raped her at 12 years old in a graveyard - Raped her with a whiskey bottle which broke off in her vagina - NHS removed the pieces but asked NO questions - Plied with drugs and drink - Told police she was having sex with adults but was dismissed as a child prostitute - Passed between men daily for years - Police found her with abusers but released men after no investigation - Chlamydia in throat/vagina, gonorrhea, warts, PID at age 13, clinic said NOTHING - A social worker suggested she audition for a TV role as a grooming victim instead of helping. As she got older: - Gang invaded her home, orally raped her on her sofa in front of others. - Raped with objects (cans, keys, baseball bat) - Forced to house and witness abuse of other children. - Spiked with heroin, leading to addiction and anorexia (weighed 5 stone/~70 lbs at 18). - Coerced into Islamic conversion and "marriage" to an illegal migrant abuser who beat her daily - gave birth to a child with health issues from her damaged body. This all happened in Britain In our country To our girls

That’s a red card for literally any other player. As great as he is, the way he’s been protected throughout his career is insane…

Lmao Ronaldo did this in 2018 😂😂😂

Rufai Oseni: “You keep criticizing President Tinubu over the removal of fuel subsidy. What would you have done differently?” Mr Peter Obi: “I didn't criticize Tinubu for removing the subsidy. I said I would have removed it, but in an organized manner. I wouldn't have announced it at my inauguration. I would have first sat down with operators in the industry because we know there is a lot of crim!nality around the subsidy. I would remove it to determine the exact amount being spent on subsidy and also address the issue of exchange rate deregulation. But in doing these things, the most important thing is to fight corruption head-on. Since the subsidy was removed, what has been the impact on the average Nigerian? We have even borrowed more money than we used to when subsidy was still in place.” — NDC presidential candidate, Mr Peter Obi.

Those who knew must go to prison for a long time

Ever Since they Arrested and Jailed Justice Crack for Exposing the poor Food Quality of Our soldiers; yet No Military Welfare body spoke Out for Him. If I See any Post Online that shows They are being Fed Millipede legs & Cockroach Head I go Overlook am. I no want trouble. 😮‍💨

@Lifedramasaga @manliketimi_ Stop projecting your fears to me bro. You have your reality, I have mine.. speak for yourself

@AnthonyCha46009 @manliketimi_ For you wey no fit afford self con apartment… Na hunger go finish you 😂😂😂😂😂

Wife pranks her husband telling him she is going to the club at midnight 😂😂

@manliketimi_ Una think say marriage dey favour men ? Keep playing.. if it's not a prank and she decides to go to the club by 12, without any prior notice or reasons , just consider the marriage dissolved. You will tell your family why I dissolved everything.

@manliketimi_ For me, I won't argue. I would let her leave, but that's the last time she'd ever set her eyes on me and the kids.

The reality of Nigeria 💔💔💔

Thvgs came to disrupt VDM’s protest today in Ibadan and he stood with them and chased them away….. baba carry digger join body o 😭💔

@Akinmoyede4872 I need the one for unlimited money.. I don't give two fxcks about seeing myself spiritually

If you have mind stay if you’re scared then scroll.

This girl is offering N1 million to any woman who can convincingly explain to her how marriage benefits men Bro, I saw thousands of comments, and not more than 5 comments were from women. They all went mute. Not one feminist could explain it to her She deserves her flowers 🌺

“I didn’t make 1 naira from taking Kolu to the UK, his visa, his feeding & accommodation was sorted out & he was given 4M naira & he was given money by his fans, Carterefe stopping involving me, Kolu is 40years old & can do things for himself” —-Candybleakz to Carterefe about Kolu 🗣️

"A lot of influencers may be scared to say this. The Benin City economy is primarily built on fr@ud. All of these yahoo boys that have been picking money, suddenly yahoo is not paying... the kidn@pping at Vegetable Road, they came with a red Lexus; those are not Fulani herdsmen, they are boys from the environment. If yahoo doesn't pay, they will look for another way." - Mr. Common Sense