Anthony LeDonne

62 posts

Anthony LeDonne

Anthony LeDonne

@AnthonyLeDonne

Comedian

New York, NY Katılım Ekim 2021
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Anthony LeDonne
Anthony LeDonne@AnthonyLeDonne·
I have the anxiety of a millennial and the indifference of a Gen Xer, so whenever I’m on a plane I think it’s going to crash, but also don’t care if it does.
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Inflation’s so bad, opening a joint checking account is the new third base.
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Anthony LeDonne@AnthonyLeDonne·
For our first How To Write A Novel With Your Spouse and Not Get Divorced question, Wiff and I are starting with a heavy hitter… Have a question about writing a novel or a screenplay? Or publishing in general? Hit me up in the DMs.
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Anthony LeDonne@AnthonyLeDonne·
If I ever get into transcendental meditation, my mantra will be “it’s probably nothing.”
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Anthony LeDonne@AnthonyLeDonne·
Most of adulting is just trying to convince yourself it’s not cancer.
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Anthony LeDonne@AnthonyLeDonne·
Some of the things Trump says make me think he belongs in an old folks’ home. Some of the things Biden says make me think he wandered away from one.
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Anthony LeDonne@AnthonyLeDonne·
Uber needs a filter on the app for drivers who’ve lost the ankle control to maintain a constant speed. Call it Roller Coaster Mode.
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@AnthonyLeDonne Like Jared, I've seen you in TV commercial. Congrats on that!
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Anthony LeDonne@AnthonyLeDonne·
I just found out I share a birthday with Jared Fogle. How’s your day going?
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@AnthonyLeDonne Hey, Happy Anniversary! Also, I just saw you on tv! Congrats! Movin’ on up!
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Anthony LeDonne
Anthony LeDonne@AnthonyLeDonne·
Why do companies still ask for a voided check to setup payment? Do they know it's not the 1800s?
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Anthony LeDonne
Anthony LeDonne@AnthonyLeDonne·
Whenever I don’t like Alexa’s answer I turn into a bad foster parent. “If you screw up one more time I’m sending you back. Where’s the box you came in?”
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Anthony LeDonne
Anthony LeDonne@AnthonyLeDonne·
NYC just voted to ban natural gas hookups in new buildings. Which is what happens when the people making laws use their ovens as storage.
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Anthony LeDonne
Anthony LeDonne@AnthonyLeDonne·
I can’t stand when people overuse prefixes like “un” and “non.” Is so uncreative.
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Anthony LeDonne
Anthony LeDonne@AnthonyLeDonne·
This I learned that if I eat right and train hard I can gain 20 pounds of ego.
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Anthony LeDonne
Anthony LeDonne@AnthonyLeDonne·
If you can spell correctly “diarrhea” on the first try, I feel bad for your colon.
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