Anthony LeDonne

I have the anxiety of a millennial and the indifference of a Gen Xer, so whenever I’m on a plane I think it’s going to crash, but also don’t care if it does.

A new spin on an old management philosophy: happy cows produce better milk. apple.news/AdCLhoKWZQDu1e…

Inflation’s so bad, opening a joint checking account is the new third base.

For our first How To Write A Novel With Your Spouse and Not Get Divorced question, Wiff and I are starting with a heavy hitter… Have a question about writing a novel or a screenplay? Or publishing in general? Hit me up in the DMs.

If I ever get into transcendental meditation, my mantra will be “it’s probably nothing.”

Most of adulting is just trying to convince yourself it’s not cancer.

Some of the things Trump says make me think he belongs in an old folks’ home. Some of the things Biden says make me think he wandered away from one.

Uber needs a filter on the app for drivers who’ve lost the ankle control to maintain a constant speed. Call it Roller Coaster Mode.

@sincap2 Ha. Thank you!

@AnthonyLeDonne Like Jared, I've seen you in TV commercial. Congrats on that!

I just found out I share a birthday with Jared Fogle. How’s your day going?

@paullyrocks Hey! Thanks man! Great to hear from you!

@AnthonyLeDonne Hey, Happy Anniversary! Also, I just saw you on tv! Congrats! Movin’ on up!

Happy belated anniversary to my wife! buff.ly/3mRcOKp

This is true. My dog’s been high more time than I have. buff.ly/36ykcFv

Why do companies still ask for a voided check to setup payment? Do they know it's not the 1800s?

Whenever I don’t like Alexa’s answer I turn into a bad foster parent. “If you screw up one more time I’m sending you back. Where’s the box you came in?”

NYC just voted to ban natural gas hookups in new buildings. Which is what happens when the people making laws use their ovens as storage.

I can’t stand when people overuse prefixes like “un” and “non.” Is so uncreative.

This I learned that if I eat right and train hard I can gain 20 pounds of ego.

If you can spell correctly “diarrhea” on the first try, I feel bad for your colon.

Just remembered our fifteenth is in two weeks. What do I buy? Is 15 the diamond one? The paper? Sage?! instagram.com/reel/CXe4F2-gP…