Anthony Locascio

Dating a girl with the same name as your ex 😵 Dating a girl with the same name as your sister 😕 Dating a girl with the same name as your mum 🤮 Dating a girl with the same name as your dad 😍 ...my dads name is Giuseppe

My Greek grandfather moved to Australia to be a footballer. Made it to the top. Then he punched a ref and got banned for life. I made a stand-up special about what came after. 👉 youtube.com/watch?v=466n9P… #GreekDiaspora #StandUpComedy

I hope Australia and Premier League Clubs adopt the same mentality; you don’t need to sack a good coach after an average season, especially when the alternative manager is a fascist lunatic who wants to spend the clubs money on nuclear energy instead of the classic 9 we need

You weren’t alive for a single one of the Chicago Bulls championship wins, take that fucking singlet off

I can’t go to cafes anymore; I don’t want to see a grown man order a mocha ever again. You want a high chair with that too buddy?

I made a stand-up show about my grandfather. He moved to Australia to be a goalkeeper, reached the top… then punched a ref and got banned for life. It premieres May 1 on YouTube. Watch the premiere here 👉youtube.com/watch?v=466n9P… #Pappou #GreekDiaspora #StandUpComedy

Just listened to @ESPNFC podcast for the first time in years and considering how many years they played in England, Frank Leboef and Steve Nicol really should speak better English

@jtwohill22 @cody10jeda @bornoffsidepod You’re a good bloke

@cody10jeda Credit where credits due, this is probably the best episode of @bornoffsidepod that I can remember, I don’t agree with @AnthonyLocash assessment of Mcgree and Kuol however, he is a laugh. Can we talk about Neymar’s injury history now? 😂

It’s a shame how much this has blown up because they’ve actually improved alot recently in terms of their aus football coverage, even having Yazbek and Rose on. Hate this opinion as much as anyone, but would like to think it doesn’t represent the pod itself.

@bornoffsidepod @claudes___ @olantekkers My new show Heart Of Darkness is on sale now! Get tickets at my website all you handsome Twitter cretins 🖤

@sm_borg @bornoffsidepod Thanks man!

@bornoffsidepod @AnthonyLocash Top bloke, poor take 😂 we’ve all been there. I guaranteed an Arsenal top 4 finish on a stream last season…didn’t go so well

#SerieA best performer at this #WorldCup is Sofiane Amrabat and I don’t think it’s close #Morocco #Spain

"Monaro! Monaro!" 🟩⬛ Comedian @AnthonyLocash goes for a ride on the 🚌 from Queanbeyan to Western Sydney with @officialNPLCF side Monaro Panthers for their clash with Sydney United back in the Round of 32. #AustraliaCup #MagicOfTheCup

I am Football

I think we’re all forgetting to commend Leonardo Di Caprio for not slapping Amy Schumer when she insulted his girlfriends #Oscars2022

Anthony Locascio, one of Australian comedy’s rising stars, is set to delight Melburnians with his new show next month at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival as part of a national tour. @AnthonyLocash @micomfestival @VoltaireComedy ilglobo.com/en/news/rising…

Comedian Anthony Locascio (@AnthonyLocash) has mixed #Italian and #Greek heritage, so comes from a position of knowledge when sharing his top 5 movies based in Italy or Greece. He has a run of shows coming up as well - details within. theaureview.com/arts/comedian-…

@DavidAmoyal In a second

Juve fans- would you swap Allegri for Italiano?

Comedian @AnthonyLocash lists his top five musicians with Green/Italian roots, before he hits the road for his stand-up show #DontCallMeAWog - scenestr.com.au/comedy/5-favou…

@DavidAmoyal Way more, and it’s considerably more heartbreaking he’s gone 💔

After watching “Juve All or Nothing” do you like Ronaldo more or less?

The day our men stop exercising in board shorts is the day the world starts taking Australia seriously

Say what you want about it as a stand alone film, but #manysaintsofnewark had the perfect amount of fan service and a simply heart wrenching, powerful performance by Michael Gandolfini as the character that made his father a household name