Anthony Nelson

@AmadeusKyle @IowaChill Georgia and Alabama. We were both wrong. It's 17

@AnthonyNelson25 @IowaChill Virgina, Maryland, Delaware, New Joisey, New York, Connectthedots, Rhode Island, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, Maine, Louisiana, Mississippi, Oregon, Washington, Alaska. I have 15. Which one am I missing?

Blue Zoo Des Moines, the interactive aquarium at Jordan Creek Town Center tied to what was reportedly Iowa’s only shark attack on record, is officially shutting down

@AmadeusKyle @IowaChill You gotta take a closer look at New England states.

@AnthonyNelson25 @IowaChill I forgot Alaska, but if Google Maps is to be believed New Mexico and Arizona are being cock-blocked by another country.

@AmadeusKyle @IowaChill Check again, it's 16.

@IowaChill TIL: Iowa has had more shark attacks than 13 coastal states combined.

@IowaChill Iowa has more shark attacks than 16 different coastal states COMBINED.

@FatCatNation Okay, enough internet for me for the night

Looked through some old pics and man... Those nexplanon titties went craazyy

@Brink_Thinker I've seen orange cats with more brain power

I still can’t imagine the thought process that goes into deciding to do this

@RayJOrtega They need to unplug it, and plug it back in.

What the actual fuck is happening?????

@webcentrick I'm gonna be running on adrenalineand that's it today

So that actually happened didn’t it.

@TylerKluver The problem with yesterday was the amount of adrenaline and need to see who we’d be playing which pushed back bedtime

These Hawkeye tip times have been extremely bedtime friendly 🙏🏽

@webcentrick I just heard 'OPE, MY HIP!'

I’m 60 and I picked up my wife

@GOLDENSBURNER Cya

@SickosCommittee What would the "Lumen Meter" measure in the committee's eyes?

Where can I get a lumen meter? I feel like this is something I should own.

@SickosCBB This is displaying the temperature swing between days in March in the Midwest

This is March?

@JPinIC_BHGP I've seen better officiating in the NFL

These officials are so completely lost right now.

@MbarkCherguia Everyone here talking about the end result…..but did he really open a can of pringles with a a fucking can opener?

We have reached the final boss of food crimes 🥔💀 Boiling Pringles for "mashed potatoes" & calling it "Grandma’s Homemade" is a level of audacity that needs to be studied. This isn't a recipe; it’s a culinary felony. Would you take a bite for $1,000?

@ribzoftiktok About a third of the wa through I said, “trust the process”. By the time it was over this reaffirmed why I have trust issues.

The type of shit my wife does with the grill when I'm at work

@BrandonPerna @tomgrossicomedy my cat doesn't like your opinion on Philip Rivers, Brandon.

@accnetwork @ArtButSports prolly already on it but just in case you're not...

What a family photo 😂

@djdiesel @saltshedchicago Saw LSDream and Clozee there in March. That set was wild!

@saltshedchicago is such a dope venue wow

@AudogsSpokane @dog_rates No this is real. I drive a rural route for FedEx and can tell you that on a weekly basis I have on average 5 dogs that jump in my truck when on route. If a driver is new to a route they are probably not familiar with the dogs that would do this.

@dog_rates Love the idea, but I think this is fake.

This pup managed to sneak her way into a joyride with an unsuspecting delivery driver. Popped up to ask where they're headed and if there's time to get a pup cup on the way. 12/10