Real Otanwa 💎

The Profile of Nigerian Politician: Kids — UK, USA, Canada Pilgrimage — Saudi Shopping — Paris, Milan Houses — Abuja, Lagos, Dubai, London Bank — Switzerland Hospital — London, India Holidays — UAE or USA Fornication —Maldives, Mykonos Checkups — “Routine” trips abroad Constituency — Seen only during elections or primaries Promises — “We are working on it” Scandals — “Politically motivated" Light — 24/7 generator (NEPA is for vibes) Security — More guards than a bank vault Side hustle — Government contracts Cars — Bulletproof convoy, sirens screaming Country — Managed remotely. They d!e abroad and are brought back home for burial, Nigeria —Their cemetery But when it’s time to campaign: “My people… I feel your pain.” 🙂 If you like use your head this coming election or they use it for you as usual 🫵.