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@Anthosleon1
30 percent Hands, 70 percent Legs!
Anambra, Nigeria Katılım Haziran 2023
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I randomly remember when I was pregnant, my husband took it upon himself to do the market runs till I gave birth and was strong enough to do it myself, He made my pregnancy journey so easy. May God bless him for me.
If you’re not married yet put your hand on your head and pray that you don’t marry a man that sees child birth as ordinary or that says animals give birth too.
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If I cum inside this babe, I go report her to police make them arrest her before she take postino.
You must born the child.
Rae of Georgia@RaeofGeorgia
It’s going to be a great day/week.
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The brutal truth: this is not the 60s, 70s, or some years in the 80s. Men are now working 20x more than their forebears just to end up with a woman 20x worse than her grandmother. Lately, men are fine being a baby father, and they're happier than most married men.
Parents used to pray for their daughters to marry a good man. But now, parents are praying that their sons marry a good woman.
Again, the truth hurts, but it's worth telling.
Babalola Esq.⚖️@Owiggy_
It is quite alarming the rate at which youths are uninterested in marriage in this generation and in my opinion, I believe the economy is a major factor. What do you think?
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1. 30% of your income should be strictly for savings.
2. Never use money to get any woman into a relationship with you.
3. Before you go out to buy anything, make your findings about it and appear more knowledgeable. This helps you to avoid being cheated.
4. Never be an over religious man. And avoid anything drama that has to do with tribal and religious bigotry.
5. Your friend's enemy is not your enemy especially when the cause of their enmity doesn't have anything to do with you.
6. Never get any woman pregnant when you're not ready to marry her.
7. Please, go and receive your father's blessings. Go with your salary, present everything to him and let him give you his blessings. If you're not working, try to get a bottle of wine.
8. Never close your eyes to injustice because it's not affecting you.
9. Never engage in fraud. Don't eat today and suffer tomorrow or cause your children to suffer.
10. If you're in a situation to choose between the woman who made you "who are you" and the one "who was with you when you had nothing". Please choose the latter. Never discard a woman's sacrifice as nothing.
Above all, love God.
Hâśšäñ✨@twice_as_talll
Bro to Bro: what’s one life hack every guy should know?
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The dumbest of a man is the one in love and his lessons are learnt through pain... for sure.
Oyindamola🙄@dammiedammie35
“I know girls mess up, but not my girl, she can never cheat on me. I came all the way from Anambra State to Lagos because of her, she's my biggest concern” - Lover boy says.
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There is no man on earth who would choose a blowjob over sex at any time.
Even when performed by the best “throatgoat,” a blowjob is something men have learned to pretend to enjoy, not for the satisfaction, but for the sense of dominance it brings.
The pleasure doesn’t lie in the act itself, but in watching her kneel like a worshipper while she gobbles.
You can’t even climax from a blowjob, no matter how good it is, unless it’s done simultaneously with a handjob. As a man, if you can cum from just a blowjob, you might need to see a doctor.
5th@whoisbako
blow job over sex , anyday anytime
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I'm ready to settle down. Here are my criteria for choosing a husband:
1. You must not be above 30
2. You must know how to cook, be willing to do chores and take care of our kids.
3. You must be a full-time career man.
4. You must not be a single father.
5. You must not be a doctor.
6. You must not be too religious.
7. You must not be a banger boy, yahoo boy or misogynist.
8. Having a business of your own is a plus
9. No 50/50.
10. You must be at least 5'9.
11. You must not fat, too slim and bald.
12. You must be a VIRGIN!!
If you fit in, kindly apply within 🥱
Above all, love God.
Glorious God@GloriousGod01
I'm ready to settle down. Here are my criteria for choosing a wife: 1. You must not be above 25. 2. You must know how to cook, or at least be willing to learn within 3 months. 3. You must not be a full-time career woman. 4. You must not be a single mother. 5. You must not be a lawyer. 6. You must be a Catholic Christian, or at least be willing to join me in the faith. 7. You must have a good relationship with your father. 8. If you work, you must be home by 7pm. Having your own business is a plus. 9. If you want to be a full-time housewife, you are very much welcome. 10. The kitchen is your domain. I cook occasionally, and only when you're sick or unavailable. 11. You must be at least 5'4. 12. You must not be fat, and not too slim either. If you fit in, kindly apply within 🥱 Above all, love God.
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“Don’t have more than 1 or 2 children. As I have only 2, you my followers must not have more than 2. Having more than 2 children is a waste of resources”
End!!
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Love ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅ ✅
True love ❌❌❌❌❌ ❌ ❌
Genuine love ❌❌❌❌❌❌❌
Real love ❌❌❌❌❌❌
Pure love ❌❌❌❌❌🤣
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