Anton

How would you answer this common BlackRock interview question?

@RaminNasibov “Bro was out here living in 2012 like it’s a flex 😭 Absolute caveman behavior. We need to study him.“

I saw a guy at coffeeshop today. No iPhone. No laptop. No tablet. Just sitting there. Drinking his coffee.

@MikeBales How dare she... just say the word... will take care of it ... 😂😂😂

I helped my neighbor fix her washing machine. She was so grateful she said, “Thank you so much, I could marry you.” I couldn’t believe it. You do something nice for someone, and they threaten to ruin your life.

@_wydsaintx "So true—consistency is a 'cheat code' because it turns small, daily actions into massive, lasting change over time." Keep at it...👍

Consistency looks like nothing is happening, until everything changes.

@notcee_fan Twitter sounds more classy than X...

Twitter brand is so strong it was renamed and it’s still Twitter.

"Mr. President, you have turned ‘I’m a huge Tim Cook fan’ into a 400-word ego trip about him calling to kiss your ass. Tim’s running a $3T empire. You turned his thank-you into your victory lap. Tim reading this: ‘…thanks?’ "😂 Well what else can be expected from you... Mr. P...

Trump's 'tribute' to Tim Cook: "I was very impressed with myself to have the head of Apple calling to 'kiss my ass.'"

Wow, Trump—the actual president—tries to grab the nuclear codes in an emergency meeting... and a general named Dan Caine blocks him? Larry Johnson drops this “bombshell.” Military’s basically the new boss now. Next up: Bugs Bunny has the codes. Democracy saved, folks. Or whatever. 😂 Seriously... what's next?

BREAKING: During an emergency White House meeting, President Trump reportedly attempted to access the nuclear codes but was blocked by General Dan Caine, according to former CIA analyst Larry Johnson.

#globalwars #globalpeace “When a single person’s post on social media exerts outsized control over the current global situation, it creates a dangerous imbalance that must be restored.” Well the world has never seen what's happening right now... #straitofhormuz

No government required

😂“REGIME CHANGE!” — Trump announcing it like he just closed the biggest deal of the century on The Apprentice. No Israel arm-twisting here. Oct 7th walked in, slammed the Diet Coke, and made it crystal clear: Iran can NEVER have a nuke. Now it’s official policy… but the sequel? Trump Towers rising in Tehran, McDonald’s on every corner, and a genuinely great, prosperous future under new leadership. Fake news at 90%? Polls rigged like 2020 and Venezuela? Classic. Can’t wait for the trailer: Iran Gets Prosperous: The Reckoning. Box office? Absolutely yuge. President DJT approves. 🍔😂😂😂

What just happened? Yesterday, at 8:45 AM ET, Iran's Foreign Minister Araghchi announced that the Strait of Hormuz was "completely open" for all commercial vessels. At 9:06 AM ET, President Trump thanked Iran for reopening the Strait. Then, at 10:20 AM ET, Trump said Iran and the US were working together to remove all mines from the Strait of Hormuz. Between 10:40 AM ET and 12:00 PM ET, President Trump said Iran agreed to "never close the Strait again" and to "suspend its nuclear program indefinitely." Suddenly, at 6:14 PM ET, Iran's Speaker of the Parliament said Trump made "seven claims in one hour, all seven of which were false." Now, Iran has CLOSED the Strait of Hormuz again and oil tankers are being struck. What just happened behind the scenes?

@RaminNasibov "The current scene at the Strait of Hormuz🔥"

What would you call this?

@NastyMiserable @BraddrofliT This is a sarcastic post hence to be understood as one

@AntonGeorg2 @BraddrofliT Tell that to Iran and Lebanon and Ukraine !

Trump bragged he graduated top of his class at Wharton… There were 366 students. He finished… wait for it… 364th. 😂

😂"Excellent conversations" with a 10-day ceasefire scheduled down to the minute like it's a dentist appointment? And you've already "solved" 9 wars so this is your 10th? Congrats, champ — at this rate you'll have world peace by happy hour and Dan "Razin' Caine" can lead the victory parade. Day 11's gonna be lit. 🔥 GET IT DONE... until it isn't!

President Donald J. Trump announces a 10-day ceasefire between Lebanon and Israel. "It has been my Honor to solve 9 Wars across the World, and this will be my 10th, so let's, GET IT DONE!"

😂“Permanently opening the Strait of Hormuz like it’s a new Trump Tower casino in the Persian Gulf? China’s popping champagne, Xi’s warming up the big fat hug, and Iran’s just standing there like ‘...did he just say that out loud?’ This is next-level diplomacy: instead of sanctions we’re doing group hugs and a permanent ‘Open 24/7’ sign for oil tankers. I’m crying. This tweet is so unhinged it looped back around to brilliant. 10/10, no notes.”

“China is very happy that I am permanently opening the Strait of Hormuz. I am doing it for them, also - And the World. This situation will never happen again. They have agreed not to send weapons to Iran…” - President Donald J. Trump

@PressSec Well the flooring definitely needs some work... just saying... 😄

President Trump just received a McDonald’s delivery order from a DoorDash driver outside the Oval Office! Thanks to President Trump signing No Tax on Tips into law, Sharron is using the $11,000 in tips that she made last year to support her family. 💰 🚗 🍔 🍟

@RaminNasibov Dog ate one philosophy book and instantly became a sea-staring existentialist. ‘To fetch… or not to fetch?’... That is the is question. 🐶📖... Current global situation doesn't make it any easier... 😂

My dog after eating my philosophy book

If you cannot convince then confuse..... Well that seems to be the norm here... Start something you cannot finish then the whole world wonders, why it started then make them think you are trying to open something that was already open and then threaten to blockade something which was already open to open by blockading... Well this makes sense 😆

So now instead of Iran blocking the strait - the USA is going to block the strait? Make it make sense.

Ah, the Strait of Hormuz: now proudly sponsored by two rival toll booths! Iran on the left, US on the right — because nothing says “international waterway” like double-dipping on your oil tankers. Better bring exact change… or a carrier group. (Pro tip: avoid rush hour, or you’ll be rerouted around Africa with a $50 billion detour fee.)

From Chinese social media 😂