Trapped the end of my Johnson in between 2 pieces of timber at work today. Took me back to the days of catching it in my jean zips or when the toilet seat unexpectedly fell on it while going for a slash.
2 of the biggest bacons on my bus today.. One looks like Miss trunchable, and the other a rougher version of shaggy! Walking round with a fucking fanny pack around his neck, saying mans got flavours offering th to 15 years olds when it’s definitely homegrown. Embarrassing
Got my bus ticket checked by a ticket inspector on a bus, when did this start? Another thing the countries worrying about too much if Gareth bunks 5 stops that would of cost him an extra quid let him. We’re giving grands extra too useless cunts who we call the government
Probably been said but how we’ve let Ramsey agree to leave is beyond me, definitely one of the hungriest mofos that we’ve had playing for Arsenal since the invincibles in my opinion.
Arsene Wenger must be sitting with a glass of red tonight in Totteridge and smiling at the adulation Liverpool and Spurs are getting for qualifying for the last 16...he did it every year for 15 years with Chamakh, Park and Almunia yet was abused, belittled and ridiculed..xx