Anya Knight

*eats one bite of spicy food* My esophagus: Alexa, play Heartburn Bling

For those who are considering which vaccine to get, this video from @voxdotcom is incredibly informative! youtu.be/K3odScka55A

In my next life, I want to be the SEO manager for Getty Images and title all of the stock photos.

It’s the moments when I’m scrubbing grout lines with a toothbrush and making banana bran muffins that I realize I have become a boring adult. True story.

Best movie for V-Day. Besides the Notebook. Ha!

My last chance to enter the #MTNDEWMAJORMELON count, so here we go: 179 Let me know how I did. Have you counted yet? Check out the pinned tweet on @MountainDew. #MyPromotionEntry Rules: lifechangingdew.com

Second time’s the charm. There are 184 bottles of #MTNDEWMAJORMELON in this ad. Think you can count better? Go to the pinned tweet on @MountainDew. #MyPromotionEntry Rules: lifechangingdew.com

I will never turn down a challenge... I count 178 #MTNDEWMAJORMELON #mypromotionentry @MountainDew

@MountainDew 184!

@LaurenECEast @SippinSocialTea “Because, personally, I scroll social media at 2 a.m. so maybe we could try that?”

Someone in a meeting today asked me if I've ever looked into what the best time was to post on social media. I've managed social media accounts for six years 🙃🙃🙃 It's only Monday. Send help. @SippinSocialTea

Me getting angry at people for continuing to work while on PTO. You know who you are.

When my retired mom looks nicer every day than I do 🤨 (we have started sharing our afternoon tea, hence the mugs)

@publishorperish @VP Yay!

Pearls for ⁦@VP⁩ Kamala Harris! #ourAmerica

Social media managers are the funniest in the group chat because they live online and know all of the memes. This is a fact.

Ty: okay, I brought a box cutter blade out here two seconds ago. Where is it? Do you see it? Me: this is a really bad Dora the Explorer episode.

@jessica_pucci The day I finally understood why a simple and easy-to-read resume is better than a pretty one, a tiny piece of my soul died.

BREAKING: 1,072 AZ teachers have resigned since the beginning of the school year, compared with 758 around this time last year