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@ihyomeo 🤣🤣🤣

someone in the comments asking for the full stack like bro the cum guru

“I’m José Mourinho, and I’m…” Mbappé:

When I accidentally overdose on caffeine by 10 times it's lethal dose, and I relax and say "what will be will be".

Some men would figure out their wife watches porn, but won't see that as a problem. However, they'd became 3 seconds away from having a major depressive episode with intense schizophrenic brain waves simultaneously after realising her favourite category in porn sites is "Cheating Wives".

Men are busy looking for their soulmates. Women are busy looking for their kinks.

@Kekius_Sage Please, say that again. This time, a bit slower.

The faster you move in space, the slower you move in time. The faster you move in time, the slower you move in space.

@JackScarizzy It would definitely be a sparing workout. Punching is allowed. Not a big deal.

If Elon Musk punched you in the mouth what would you do?

@Cobratate The 4 year old was the self-created catalyst to activate the fag-transition protocol.

Girl dads are losers. And they always say “you’ll become a fag when you have a daughter” I have a lot. More than them. Never wore a dress Never advocated for whoredom Never watched Barbie. If a 4 year old you created turns you into a faggot you were always a faggot.

@Kekius_Sage They are shocked, but stilll satisfied with the way we are already killing ourselves. So they are developing phase 2 of their project, while we're helping them execute phase 1.

If aliens are real, why haven’t they killed us yet?

If an algorithm knew you better than you know yourself, would you give it permission to control your life?

To achieve success in your profession you just need the right mental disorder: • Finance - ADHD • Computer science - Autism • Engineering - OCD • Law - Narcissism • Journalism - Cynicism • Psychology - Psychopathy • Politics - All the above