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You'll hope i succeed if you knew where I'm from.

@ekun_II Fine couple ❤

Wife of my youth!! Listening to our favorite pastor. #truthcity!!!

@Nnewi300 I still use informations i see on Nairaland till date. It's a shame new info are no longer popping up there as much as they use to.

Our last born called me sometime ago to say that his name was on the list of those going for NYSC.. I said my congratulations, happy that he will soon become a government pikin earning minimum wage. The next thing he said made me hiss so loudly that my colleague at work asked me what's wrong.. "Bros they said my jamb registration number has been used by someone else" "How is that possible?" I asked. "I don't know." He replied. Obviously frustrated with the whole thing. I dropped the call and went to the only place I was sure I could get the information I need. NAIRALAND. I looked for the NYSC thread for corpers and started to read through over 50 pages of information.. People complained about the same issue in the past and they wrote about how they resolved it. I called my brother back and told him to go to jamb office in owerri to complain. He simply told me the student affairs officer suggested the same thing. He went to jamb office, made some payments and the issue was sorted out. He went back to the student affairs officer with some information from jamb and that was it. Dude was in camp weeks ago.. This morning I learnt of someone who missed camping last month because of the same issue. He had a nairaland account but wasn't aware that he could have gotten the information there. They simply told him to wait for the next batch and he went home to sleep. Today is Monday.. I just want to remind you how valuable NAIRALAND is if you are a job seeker, looking for how to apply for a study visa, following up on current recruitment, infact anything. Just Google the information you need and add nairaland.. Boom you will see information that will help you sort whatever problem you are having. Please we also have people fraudulent intentions on nairaland. So be careful too. Have a great week!

@AttorneyF_ Baby so fine ❤

daddy’s boy

@TheIgboWolf @GodsgreatG Keep telling yourself that. If it really happened over time and is still happening, we'd still see the "in betweens" ... Not fully chimpz, and not completely human. But everywhere you go to in the world, there's clean, clear difference between humans and Chimpz.

It's happening. You are not watching evolution because you are inside it. It works across thousands of generations not one lifetime. Your great great great grandchildren will be slightly different from you and they won’t notice either. Humans did not evolve from chimpanzees. We both evolved from the same ancestor that no longer exists. Chimps went one way, we went another. Both branches survived. It's like the selective breeding that separated dogs from wolf

I have a genuine question. Many scientists say humans evolved from apes and other primates. So why don’t we see that kind of evolution happening today? Why does it seem like it stopped?

@Akintola_steve Imagine thinking we're better when we haven't had a major breakthrough as this. Lmfao, all of the codes we we write have been written before over a thousand times. Majority of the logics behind our codes are Infact gotten from someone. I think we should just shushh and build.

This is the kind of news I want to be hearing in the Nigerian tech Twitter space. It’s been crazy these past few days, different tech niches trying to prove superiority over what, exactly? The Nigerian tech Twitter space is constantly trying to prove who’s better than who. I’ve engaged in it a couple of times, and honestly, I lowkey regret it. One thing is clear: the sea is wide enough for every species of fish to swim. Choose your lane, make your money quietly, respect other people’s niches, and let’s find ways to support each other instead of taking digs at one another,, for what?

@Akintola_steve "Hello World" in 2026 😂💔 But you don't expect someone who hasn't written a single line of code ever to jump into JS or Python immediately. He still needs to know how codes works.

Even if it sounds harsh to say, one candid piece of advice I’ll give you is this: you’re wasting your time.

@Blue_Footy Yeah, Mourinho's team would win if they manage to touch the ball enough while play is on, but with that Pep's mid there's no way Mourinho is winning.

Mourinho's team will win. They can defend and be efficient up front. Pep's team looks good in attack but not so good in defence.

@PoojaMedia You can't get in demand Tech skills in 3 months. Just be sure you're only going there for the Certificate of which they might ask you to pay before getting a Certificate. In Tech, the skills matters more than the Certificate.

Many Nigerian youths need this golden opportunity but lack the information. There’s a 3-Month Tech SCHOLARSHIP for Africans I found out and it’s closing in few days. They’re offering 20 in-demand tech skills accredited by ACTD-USA + Certificate.This opportunity can turn your life around in this 2026, if you take it seriously. Apply here ASAP before it closes 👇🏽 techcrush.pro/scholarship/ap… Please share this on your TL, someone might need this rare opportunity before it closes

@mzsheena_ @Bloseptnew @igbofirst Rest

@Bloseptnew @igbofirst Not just physically but financially too. And they’re often ahead in life as well.

idk how to explain it but a 22 yo in america is physically bigger than a 22 yo in nigeria.

@BIG_MVR Seems like you don't know their loss is more important to us than our win 😤

You people are really funny. Chelsea should lose to Man City just cuz Arsenal want to win the league? So we should be playing in the Conference League because of your hatred for Arsenal?

@PopoolaAyomiku2 Woah ... This is huge. Would've been a dream come true for me.

@GoodenoughMGN @boy_director 😂😂💔 Watin be this ... Omo

@boy_director x.com/i/status/20401…

“If you like karate, I’ll teach you mathematics” 😭 Shakespeare please!!!

@Geniusladd @boy_director I like as different explanations just dey for the lyrics. 😂

@boy_director The word isn't actually karate, it's "karatu" a hausa word meaning study, but he corrupted the word and pronounced it as karati to rhyme.

@Blue_Footy How have you been able to understand Rosenior's Chelsea in so little time? Ngl, when i watch Chelsea play these days i don't even understand what the heck I'm looking at.

I personally won't lose sleep if Enzo Fernandez leaves in the summer. He's a lovely footballer, but I feel having both him and Palmer in attacking midfield hinders our OOP. Also, Enzo isn't that vital to Liam Rosenior's football. I considered him untouchable under Maresca due to his importance, but under Liam Rosenior, not so much.

@LhareXx @Wizarab10 I'm so genuinely happy i don't understand any of these and i never will. Ignorance is not just bliss, na huge peace of mind 😂

@Wizarab10 You can get out but it is complicated The team you play for determines how hard it is for members to live. You are safe if it is the founding father team Dortmund no suppose stress you too much If it is the other football club just accept your fate

You joined cult out of curiosity ke 😂😂😂 E say everything is dangerous. What were you expecting?

I love the Son of Man narrative so much. I do not think I will ever get over it. Daniel in chapter 7:13-14 sees “one like a Son of Man approaching the Ancient of Days on the clouds. Given authority, glory, sovereign power. Every nation worshiping him and a kingdom that never ends.” Now stop there. In Hebrew theology, cloud-riding was the exclusive preserve of God. Only YHWH rides on the clouds. Psalm 68:4. Psalm 104:3. No prophet. No angel. No king. The clouds were not merely atmosphere, they were a divine signature. So when Daniel sees a Son of Man riding the clouds toward YHWH, you have a problem on your hands. Because if only YHWH rides the clouds, then what Daniel is actually watching is YHWH approaching YHWH. That is a real head spinner. Then you move to Mark 14. Jesus has already claimed the Son of Man title multiple times by this point. The High Priest asks the only question that matters: Are you the Messiah, the Son of the Blessed One? Jesus has a clean exit here. He could have denied it and walked free or just said yes and left it there. Instead he says: “I am. And you will see the Son of Man sitting at the right hand of the Mighty One, coming on the clouds of heaven.” He did not have to add that last part. He chose to. The man was not confused about what he was doing. The High Priest instantly tears his robe. And in doing so he wasn’t trying to be theatrical, it was the formal legal declaration of blasphemy. The man who had devoted his entire life to protecting the monotheism of Israel heard what Jesus was claiming, and it broke something in him. At that stage you do not need more witnessses. The case is closed. I have had this conversation with Muslims, with skeptics, with people who genuinely could not see it. And I always end up back at the same place. The people who were there heard him. The man with the most to lose heard him. They did not misunderstand Jesus. They understood him perfectly. That is why they killed him.

We’ve branded him with a nickname "Doubting Thomas" reducing his entire life to a single bad weekend. We treat him like the weak link in the chain, a skeptic who didn’t love Jesus enough to just believe. You need to read John 11 again. The context here is terrifying. Lazarus is dead, and Jesus announces He is heading back to Judea to wake him up. The disciples aren't just hesitant; they are shaking in their sandals. They remind Jesus that the religious leaders in Judea barely missed stoning Him to death a few days prior. Going back wasn't a mission trip. It was a suicide mission. Naturally, the room hesitates. They value their lives. But while everyone else is looking for the exit, Thomas stands up. He looks around at his terrified friends and drops the bravest line in the Gospels: "Let us also go, that we may die with Him." That is not the voice of a coward. That is the only man in the room with the guts to walk into the fire because he couldn't bear the thought of Jesus walking into it alone. He was ready to take a rock to the skull just to stay close to his Rabbi. So, when he struggled with the resurrection later? It wasn't because he didn't care. It was because he cared "too much." His heart wasn't just skeptical; it was crushed. He had resigned himself to die for Jesus, but instead, he had to watch Jesus die without him. His "doubt" was trauma, not intellectual pride. He was afraid to get his hopes up again. Notice that Jesus didn’t scold him. He didn’t lecture him. He just showed him the scars. See Thomas holding those hands, shedding tears of love. We are so quick to define people by their lowest moments. We judge an entire biography by one hard chapter. Thomas had a moment of doubt, sure, but he backed it up with a lifetime of loyalty. Tradition tells us he traveled further than any other apostle, taking the Gospel all the way to India, where he was eventually speared to death. He died exactly the way he lived: Committed to the end. Are you judging someone right now because their faith looks messy? Are you writing them off because they’re asking the angry, hard questions? Be careful. They might not be enemies of the faith. They might just be heartbroken believers who need to see the scars before they can risk trusting again. Ref: John 11:16 and John 20:24-31

I've only ever pictured "Lamb of God" as being humble and obedient. Never have i seen it this way 🤔

God could have chosen an easier people to work with. A more civilized, prestigious, and even larger nation. Instead He chose a stubborn, messy, tribal people assembled mostly from slaves and immigrants; the bottom tier of the ancient world by every measurable standard. You would at least expect gratitude from people He pulled from nothing. You would expect a people rescued from bondage to remember what bondage felt like, but they didn’t. They were consistently, almost impressively, rebellious and ungrateful. And tbh ingratitude hits differently when it comes from the least deserving. Even you? Even you, whom I brought out of the gutters??? God allowed Himself to be wounded by the very people He carried. He absorbed their foolishness, their idolatry, their amnesia, their contempt and remained patient, present and committed to a covenant they kept breaking. And then, after all of it, He redeemed them anyway. Israel is not a history lesson. Israel is a mirror. If that is who He chose to work with, if that is who He refused to abandon, then the argument that you are too broken, too rebellious, or too far gone collapses entirely. He has already worked with worse. He has already loved harder cases. The question was never whether you deserved it. That question was settled at the bottom of the Red Sea when He drowned the army chasing people who would complain about the food three days later. He is not looking for the grateful. He is looking for His own.

Sometimes I fear CR7 might stop at 999 goals.