Anyone Nowadays

Ha! My website is back up and running again, be sure to give this a read. Warning contains the word Balls! anyone-nowadays.co.uk/football

@philwoodward20 I'm not a women, but... Snowglobe, that is all.

Ladies, If your baby daddy laughed at you while you were enduring labor, and or told you to stop being so dramatic about contractions & the thought of natural childbirth, what would you do/say to him?

@Artemisfornow And to think, those are the people who decide the fates of your children too 🤣 I think politicians should be voted on for their ability to sing in Russian as well as their ability to perform as an Oktoberfest maid. Shaved legs and everything...

🚨 RESPECT ORDERS - You don’t need to break the law to be criminalised in Britain. You just need to annoy the wrong person. The government is pushing through something called a Respect Order, part of the new Crime and Policing Bill now moving through Parliament. Respect Orders are civil, not criminal, so they don’t require a jury or criminal standard of proof. Just someone saying you’re causing a nuisance, even online! 
If someone complains, that you're too loud, too disruptive, too opinionated, you can be banned from: ▪️Posting on social media ▪️Attending a protest ▪️Speaking in a public place ▪️Even entering certain areas All without ever being charged with a crime. And if you break the order?
well … that’s a crime. You could be fined, arrested, or jailed for up to two years. It’s pre-crime policing and It’s about control, not safety. It’s a ban on dissent.

@Amylou8118 Where's the fun in that?!

So are we supposed to just act like normal members of society today?

@philwoodward20 Hey, Therapist who doesn't understand basically English 🥳👋

The complicity of women who say nothing about these women or defend them while condemning men who simply call out hypocritical women. Who is it that's really moaning about a few hurty words? 🙄 That's right, the bra-burners who no one should acknowledge.

@unlexsi No there isn't, the lad only put the tree back to impress the girl. They are both sheep with a basic herd mentality.

The clear difference between an idiot and a real man: One destroys... the other provides solutions.

@InesBetancur1 The waiter is obviously demanding a tip, slap the waiter again, then if the store doesn't fire him, superman slap customers as they are leaving the property, drive by style.

¿Hizo bien el mesero? 🤨💥 Un cliente lo abofetea… y el camarero lo derriba al instante en pleno bar. ¿Defendió su dignidad o se pasó de la raya? Dime tu opinión fuerte: ¿SÍ hizo bien o NO? 👇

@MbarkCherguia I did see this, it's a video. If I could be bothered, I would use AI to create a wrestling ring, and have that punch be a double K.O on those women and even add a majorly dramatic slow motion replay, then finishing with him exiting the ring with that Dwayne Johnson strut.

@JasonKrono20230 @PTBCommentary @MbarkCherguia Yeah, from the dive...

@PTBCommentary @MbarkCherguia Possible ventricular thump that could cause cardiac arrhythmia. Possible that she may have died from that.

@ShirlM10 Oh god no! A British Lioness? Ha, it'd survive by eating her own cubs and die by drowning in her own piss 🤣

Lionesses don’t sit quietly while things fall apart. We stand up, we protect, and we fight for what matters. 🇬🇧 Who’s with me?

@Noma_goe @FMohokare @Denzel56414481 @ct_shivambu @candymk01 @Bubza8 @BanziZeigh @AdorableMONTI @_Wilburdp @Kwandiwe__ For a lot of people, a steady salary is their dream... Yet, they are still alive 🤣

"If you don't find a way to make money while you sleep, you will work until you die."

@SiphiweNodwele @PhilosophyOnX Math Poly... Wants cracker divide into fractions!

To every decent person who follows me, I implore you to follow @PhilosophyOnX. The future of humanity will be won or lost on the quality of the questions that we ask of ourselves, not the answers that we have!

@PeriklesGREAT YOU ARE IF I ANSWER YOUR QUESTION! 🤣

Biggest destroyer of happiness ?

@KellenErskine Actually... lol

“You do you” just means “I think what you are doing is stupid.”

@jecrosbie @Anti_zionist_uk @katee_K1 No, only that Muslim needs to be deported or imprisoned. The male copper is the equivalent of the Muslim in his department.

@Anti_zionist_uk @katee_K1 The Muslim needs to be deported

UK male cop explodes in raw fury and beats the living shit out of the Muslim who smashed his female colleague’s nose at Manchester Airport—full savage beatdown, zero hesitation, instant brutal subdue. That’s how real cops protect their own. No kneeling, no hesitation, just pure justice delivered hard. US police—take notes and do the same. Nice. 👍👍👍

@bush_craftee @arr4m Bus lane

Only someone from that country will know, but if this was the US and assuming this is a typical highway, the person in the back who hit the car is to blame since they caused the accident. If there had been no accident, the person in front who stopped would be ticketed if caught stopping on the highway by police.

Be honest… who’s at fault here?

@nobleisawinner I used to when I was a child, now I have to take medication to stop me snapping spines and flinging harmful chemicals in peoples faces. It's a funny ol' world 🤣

@godknowsdgj1 That Success is going to cost Perfectionism a Consistency 🤣

What’s the moral of the video 🤔?

@SiphiweNodwele f = x + v + z... f + y = 2x + 2v + 2z, also f = y (x,y,z), therefore x + y + z = (y) =

@AnyoneNowadays y = f(x,v,z)! 😂

I don't like these "clever" quotes because they're actually meaningless! Let me give you one to prove it: "The only time most people think about suffocation is when it happens to them." 🚮

The Mother’s Day Advert They’d Never Make (Parody) youtu.be/K-VVKVShpok?si… via @YouTube British Brainrot

@CLG98264897 No it's not, those Black men just don't want black women having access to their phone 🤣

She sound crazy as fuck. Ist thing 1st stop saying black woman. she's not fucking black, both parents are from India smh...