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@Jackbonfire_ @MorningBrew Please fucking no. We all would probably do best if y'all would be without a president at all for the foreseeable future.

@MorningBrew Can we get a presidential candidate that will do something about this

Price of a Standard (No Ads) Netflix plan: • 2011 $7.99 • 2014 $8.99 • 2015 $9.99 • 2017 $10.99 • 2019 $12.99 • 2020 $13.99 • 2022 $15.49 • 2025 $17.99 • 2026 $19.99 Up 150% over 15 years.

Vielen herzlichen Dank ihr absoluten Vollidioten vom @SRF. Danke das ihr den Zugsurfern eine Plattform bietet weil es uns allen so viel Spass macht tote jugendliche von den Gleisen zu kratzen. Ihr seid echt super /s

@17ikoola @apewhale @boringmerch @BoredApeYC 🫡

@Ape149 @apewhale @boringmerch @BoredApeYC Legend

Tag someone who always has the best merch. We'll start. @Ape149.

@apewhale @boringmerch @BoredApeYC @17ikoola He does.

@boringmerch @Ape149 @BoredApeYC The homie @17ikoola always has the best merch

@TheeHustleHouse @boringmerch @BoredApeYC Hell yeah

@boringmerch @Ape149 @BoredApeYC Just gonna leave this here…

Oh yes I did. Saw them live for the first time at the end of the 90ies or early 2000s can't remember the exact year at a Open Air festival (mixed genres) and the same year Faithless was also on the lineup. Even though I was more into punk and rap those were the best 2 shows at that festival. It was pure madness. Still love you a good rave from time to time.

Did you rave to this in the 90’s?

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@newtgingrich What a fucking retard.

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Without saying anything… how long have you been playing video games? Reply with a GIF.

@awasunyin lol

reasons why you shouldn't move to zug: 1. dating sucks 2. there are exactly 3 nightclubs, people who go there are either 18 or 50, nothing in between 3. eating out costs the same as eating out in the most expensive ski resorts like zermatt 4. very limited food delivery options, mcdonald's is at the top 5. you can't do laundry on sundays 6. no noise after 10pm 7. there's a church within 500m, no matter where you live 8. the churches ring the bell every hour 9. you can't skii on the zugerberg 10. the city name is incredibly confusing, specially if you speak to germans

@azaztrader01 The joy of weird noises.

@Ape149 What's been your biggest win from using it so far?

Of course the first thing to try out is an noob recreation of Daft Punk's Da Funk.

the fuck do you know about haircuts

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@Ape149 Dance timeee

@Peacebroom @USTradeRep @RemindMe_OfThis in 4 years

@Ape149 @USTradeRep Trump’s administration is attempting to prosecute them. America was stolen by lies, slander, setups & Lawfare. Dems hid Biden graft in Ukraine & elsewhere, pushed fabricated lies from Hillary Clinton into a 10+ year coup. Trump has my faith completely. Best President ever. 💯%

The European Union and certain EU Member States have persisted in a continuing course of discriminatory and harassing lawsuits, taxes, fines, and directives against U.S. service providers. U.S. services companies provide substantial free services to EU citizens and reliable enterprise services to EU companies, and they support millions of jobs and more than $100 billion in direct investment in Europe. The United States has raised concerns with the EU for years on these matters without meaningful engagement or basic acknowledgement of U.S. concerns. In stark contrast, EU service providers have been able to operate freely in the United States for decades, benefitting from access to our market and consumers on a level playing field. Some of the largest EU service providers that have hitherto enjoyed this expansive market access include, among others: — Accenture — Amadeus — Capgemini — DHL — Mistral — Publicis — SAP — Siemens — Spotify If the EU and EU Member States insist on continuing to restrict, limit, and deter the competitiveness of U.S. service providers through discriminatory means, the United States will have no choice but to begin using every tool at its disposal to counter these unreasonable measures. Should responsive measures be necessary, U.S. law permits the assessment of fees or restrictions on foreign services, among other actions. The United States will take a similar approach to other countries that pursue an EU-style strategy in this area.