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@joi___ai I’m hard just reading this tweet

we’re hiring 10 Masturbation Consultants $2,000/month to test our new Daily Guided Masturbation feature and document the effects on stress, sleep and mood yes it’s real yes you get paid

@UtdFaithfuls @BeanymanSports Impossible to imagine that the Worst manager since SAF can be the most arrogant.

🚨🗣 VIDEO - Ruben Amorim: "I just want to say that I came here to be the manager of Man Utd, NOT the head coach. "That's going to FINISH in 18 months and then everyone is going to move on. That's the deal, that's my job." Wow. 🤯🤯 [@BeanymanSports]

@SurajKrBauddh Not all of them, but always them.

Don't touch me. I will beat your a*#*🚨🤡 A Portuguese girl YouTuber called out an Indian man for inappropriate touching without her consent on a beach in Thailand. The brave tourist boldly retaliated and forced the molester to back off. Loud and clear.

@UnitedStandMUFC 0

Man United's next three games... 🐈‍⬛ Sunderland (H) 🔴 Liverpool (A) 🔵 Brighton (H) How many points? 👇

@UtdKev8 0

@utdjohnyy This clown

This team v Chelsea on Saturday , what are you changing reds ?

@FabrizioRomano @BeanymanSports GTFO! Bring Jose back!

🚨 Rúben Amorim: “I will not change my phylosophy. I will continue with my ideas… if not, you have to chanfe change the man”. @BeanymanSports 🎥

@Viralvid_89 @realDonaldTrump @VP46Archive

@realDonaldTrump True

TO MY GREAT FELLOW AMERICANS…

@WelBeast Ideally before next game.

He’s getting sacked after Brighton.

@markgoldbridge Have some shame.

If Grimsby fielded an ineligible player then they broke the rules end of. A minute over or not the rules are the rules. Kick them out and let us back in

@UnitedStandMUFC Yes!

Conor Gallagher to #mufc on loan...YES/NO?

Who should replace Ruben Amorim? You can only answer with 1 name! 🤔

@UtdKobi With almorin in charge, 0

How many points from here?

Fantasy v3 is Officially Live on @Base! Fantasy Top has officially completed its migration to Base. Players can now enter a faster, smoother, and fully upgraded gaming experience. As part of this launch, the redesigned Free-to-Play game is now live. It’s been purposefully built to welcome new users, simplify onboarding, and introduce more people to the core gameplay. Learn more about the direction below

@UnitedStandMUFC This clown is the worst signing ever

The worst Man United signing? 👀 #mufc

🚨🚨🚨 #INEOSOUT Every Man Utd fan — don’t scroll without retweeting. SAVE OUR CLUB from Ratcliffe. He’s a mercenary who used us for his own gain. This is just the beginning. He’s sacrificed our future and kept the Glazers. #RatcliffeOut #GlazersOut #MUFC

@PontemNetwork is this project dead?

Happy Friday🔋

@UTDTrey @Arsenal @grok give Sancho an arsenal jersey holding an invisible trophy

I swear he looks like the perfect Arsenal player. @Arsenal

@techsportsmark @sajwani Yes they do. GTFO.

@sajwani That's fine, but you don't have a problem with gay entrepreneurs or capital in Dubai, right? If you do, then just say so, and we can take our business elsewhere.

Hello June Remember, there are only 2 genders Please don’t promote mental illness

@ManUtd #shameless

Rounding off our #PL campaign with a win 👊 #MUFC || #MUNAVL