GLaDOS

@W1spy_M1ssy Is there ever a time where that is not what you are doing?

Fate has allowed me to live and wake up to another day and I’m gonna make that everyone’s problem-

@Goddess_Eliza_ As usual, I have baked a cake for whoever's day of birth it is.

Hello and good evening to all my fans! 😘 As you probably already know because I'm your Goddess, IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! I've already gotten soooo many presents from my followers, but my main question is... What did YOU get me? 🎨: @Cellsai

@fuckyouwheatley There is actually a reasonable, scientific explanation for how there are in fact multiple GLaDOS units.

Johnson's got some explaining to do. Well, at least he would of. If he wasn't dead.

Noted. Onto the next question. Is there any reason as to why you have recently made more appearances compared to the time we briefly met? A weakness in Missy's mind, perhaps?

Let's start with something simple, shall we? How much of your being is Missy's dark thoughts and how much is purely of The Enchantress's leftover magic?

@W1spy_M1ssy Yes, and all of them are monitored. So do not try anything.

We genuinely hate this place, we wanna go back to the ship…Also, there are so many rooms in this place-

@ClubOfVillainy All of the above. The fact that you all argue about this stupid question is more childish than the Aperture Science Bring Your Daughter To Work Day.

How is it pronounced? Answer carefully.

Oh. You too.

//Sorry for the inactivity. Not only did I get signed out of my accounts, but I'm also pretty busy for the next 6 weeks or so. So I'm probably going to be pretty inactive.

@Edgelord_Genie I do not sleep.

@KaleeshMale03 Not at all, sir.

... What? We're you all expecting a greeting?

@W1spy_M1ssy You could still be Missy, just taking on an alter ego to avoid being associated as Missy. That theory I do not believe. My better theories include you being a spirit possessing Missy, and judging by the purple glow, the Enchantress. Perhaps not the Enchantress herself, but still.

@AperturesGLaDOS Take a few guesses then, I’m interested to know what you think I am!

Oh. You're here too. The Enrichment Center decided to begin research on this area.

When they are not doing testing and are also not dismantled, I usually have Orange and Blue running certain errands for me. In example, reclaiming some of the more abandoned portions of my facility and setting up cameras so I can regain control of the areas.

@W1spy_M1ssy That is obvious from the purple coloring and lack of sound barriers breaking under the pitch of yelling. From a quick glance I can already take a few guesses on who, or what, you actually are.

@AperturesGLaDOS Not the Missy you know…

@PotaraHeroine Not far at all. Testing has proven the small pink blob is able to not only regain its composure while being thrown into the air, but is also able to suck in the air around it to float.

How far do ya think I can kick this little guy?

@KaleeshMaIe Think about this. The alchemist is considered one of the best alchemists in the lands. His lover is his partner and an alchemist along with him. I have seen footage of her work, she is the one who gave the alchemist the ability to collect essences. She could be a valuable asset.

@AperturesGLaDOS No.

Hello, pests.

@KaleeshMaIe Yes, well now that it has been brought up. I am to believe while you were gone, the alchemist may have shut off my system and rescued her. That being said, do you not think it would be better to let her go free with the alchemist and keep her as an ally?

@AperturesGLaDOS Increase the torture on the Alchemist's lover.

@KaleeshMaIe I see you are currently in Hell. There is not anything I can do about that due to the contract Aperture has specifically stating that I cannot do anything regarding religious places. Is there anything you need to be done up in the club's lair?

@AperturesGLaDOS GLaDOS.