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@ApexAlbon

lab rat, i like sports and science🔧🧪🇫🇷 (28)

Katılım Mayıs 2022
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Terrible Maps
Terrible Maps@TerribleMaps·
Artemis II launches today so I've mapped out the detailed flight path for those interested NASA won’t show you this level of detail
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@EylonALevy you guys have been doing this to palestinian people and worse for decades
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Eylon Levy
Eylon Levy@EylonALevy·
Iran is firing ballistic missiles either with 500kg warheads or cluster submunitions at Israeli residential areas, and the whole world is treating that as totally normal.
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i HATE how selfish and self centered parents are
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i signed up for python training at work and they put everything in june when i'm supposed to take my holidays because most other people have kids so they're not putting it in july and august. ffs put it in april may or september?
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Les Grandes Gueules
🔴 Annonce de la grossesse de Marine Tondelier 🎙️@AntoineDiers: "Il manque le principal message: n'attendez pas d'avoir 39 ans pour vouloir des enfants" #GGRMC
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@nickimoraa one of them is the same reason i'm not getting a cat: i love having all the windows open
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Nicki 🫧🪷
Nicki 🫧🪷@nickimoraa·
Childfree women…what’s the silliest reason you have for not wanting kids. I’m not talking about world problems or financial reasons (because duh) but the ones that others would find dumb. I’ll go first: spending my weekends watching kids sports would be a special form of torture to me 🤣
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i dont think that random cameramen had to quarantine before this
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astronauts about to be sent around the moon are walking around maskless while other people around them are also maskless
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i'm pro big haircut i loved the lenght after doha last year SORRY
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seal@hawaianmonkseal·
day 19.5 of turning tennis players into seals: andrey rublev
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Musafir
Musafir@MusafirNafar·
Imagine this. You’re a Palestinian farmer working this soil for generations. Then he appears. An Israeli settler from Eastern Europe pointing a gun at your face screaming: “This land is mine now.” “Get out. Never come back.”
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@isswxm_backup arrêtes elles vont te dire que c'est leur choix 💀
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chris evans
chris evans@notcapnamerica·
At what point are we going to address the mass religious psychosis ?
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Sandy Petersen 🪔
Sandy Petersen 🪔@SandyofCthulhu·
We have gigantic creatures in the sea which can sing for hours and have arteries so big you can crawl through them. (whales) We have birds that fly 50,000 miles every year. From the antarctic to the arctic and back again. (arctic tern) We have living creatures which never get old and never die naturally. (jellyfish) We have animals which you can force through a sieve, and they can reassemble themselves. (sponges) We have an ancient line of animals which once had 30 or more successful species, and has gone extinct down to just one single representative, and that representative has conquered the entire world (us). We have horrors that look just like rocks and if you step on them your whole world becomes agonizing pain. (toadfish) We have animals who hide inside other animals, and when you eat that animal, they enter your intestines and live there. (tapeworms) We have plants which live on other plants and never touch the ground. There's a fruit tree that grows around another tree, and eventually kills and replaces it. (strangler fig) We have gliding lizards, marsupials, snakes, frogs, and rodents. What the heck do you need fairies for?
@yducknow

what a boring planet… no fairies, no elves, no mermaids, no dragons, no vampires, no ware wolves….. just bills, stress, gossip, and insufferable people

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hate doing or touching anything relatively dirty once i'm all clean and ready for bed
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i'm showered, i'm in my pyjamas but i forgot to take the trash out 🧍‍♀️
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@AceRedBand1t my mom looooved ncis it's a double whammy
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you aint got no job tommy!
When you go back and watch old shows/movies you’ll be sick at how much Mossad propaganda was just everywhere.
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