Billie Thighlish

What is wrong with my brother

My toxic work trait is if I ask a question & the answer is longer than two sentences, I’m all the way off it. I lose the capacity to care. I physically cannot hear you past sentence 2.5.

This is sick

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@redshirt990 This is crazy

Morning workout, weight lift, bike, and walk

People who fly w/kids are really God’s strongest soldiers. This woman just came out of a stall to find her daughters had wet the entire bathroom floor so they could slide around 😭

Europeans are so thin because their life is a sauna

Excusez-moi we gotta sit Europe down & have a convo about air conditioning. Bad bitches are in danger, I repeat: bad bitches are in danger

*bookmarking more info than I’ll ever need to know about implosions*

Drag queens who pull off a wig to reveal a longer wig should automatically be added to the presidential ballot

You haven’t eaten in 8-10 hours, you give your body *checks notes* butter & sugar?

How did pastries even finagle their way into being considered a breakfast food?

Clear agents at the airport just look like they’re meddling, I’m sorry. I don’t see the efficiency.

@DOP3Sweet YES

@Aphrothighty Ur WHAT

Flight to Europe in 3 hours. I have 0 items in my suitcase. Why am I like this

And my hair is a mess. It’s giving

Infinitely better than them deleting entire series like they never happened

@AndrewNebus Okay now I wanna know which books are in this high of demand

1) do this fr, it’s magical 2) unless you live in DC! mfs are too literate here. If a book is even kinda popular you will be #34 in line

Also—largely due to the threads about libraries, I wandered into one recently, just to go. Vibes were immaculate. You can chill in silence & nothing is expected of you. I forgot how magical that is.