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Billie Thighlish

Billie Thighlish

@Aphrothighty

Overly friendly Creole. Nerdy. Magnolia Shorty taught me. Always available for spaghetti discussions. Let's talk pasta, bitch. 🏳️‍🌈

Washington, DC Katılım Haziran 2011
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What is wrong with my brother
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My toxic work trait is if I ask a question & the answer is longer than two sentences, I’m all the way off it. I lose the capacity to care. I physically cannot hear you past sentence 2.5.
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|-------——--| | STOP | | PUTTING | | CORN | | IN | | DESSERTS | |---------——| (\__/) || (•ㅅ•) || /   づ
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Morning workout, weight lift, bike, and walk
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People who fly w/kids are really God’s strongest soldiers. This woman just came out of a stall to find her daughters had wet the entire bathroom floor so they could slide around 😭
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Europeans are so thin because their life is a sauna
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Excusez-moi we gotta sit Europe down & have a convo about air conditioning. Bad bitches are in danger, I repeat: bad bitches are in danger
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*bookmarking more info than I’ll ever need to know about implosions*
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Drag queens who pull off a wig to reveal a longer wig should automatically be added to the presidential ballot
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You haven’t eaten in 8-10 hours, you give your body *checks notes* butter & sugar?
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How did pastries even finagle their way into being considered a breakfast food?
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Clear agents at the airport just look like they’re meddling, I’m sorry. I don’t see the efficiency.
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Flight to Europe in 3 hours. I have 0 items in my suitcase. Why am I like this
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And my hair is a mess. It’s giving
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1) do this fr, it’s magical 2) unless you live in DC! mfs are too literate here. If a book is even kinda popular you will be #34 in line
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Also—largely due to the threads about libraries, I wandered into one recently, just to go. Vibes were immaculate. You can chill in silence & nothing is expected of you. I forgot how magical that is.
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