ApricotMask

Good lord, I'm officially a fan of whatever team PK eventually gets traded to twitter.com/arponbasu/stat…

@JohnDoeTheDoe99 @asherperlman So far so good, I'll take my chances

@ApricotMask @asherperlman Your teeth can keep getting worse the don’t cap their damage at “you didn’t brush once”, your beds made-ness bottoms at one use.

@meffinkyle @asherperlman Thanks

@ApricotMask @asherperlman Not the same, though. Cavities, tooth decay are consquences of not taking care of your teeth, if you don't make your bed, what are the consequences?

@Euden96 @asherperlman Do you take all jokes literally?

@ApricotMask @asherperlman Not doing the bed isn’t going to give me chronic pains and likelihood of dying early by some weird bacterial neuropathy.

SAVAGE: Shawn Grooms claimed Afroman's songs were part of the reason his wife left him Then the defense called their only witness to the stand to contradict his statement… His ex-wife She had to place a restraining order on him after their divorce. 🫠

@Lbabinz I don't know why but I have a feeling we're getting Silksong

"Roughly 15 minutes of news and updates on indie games coming to Nintendo Switch 2 and Nintendo Switch" youtube.com/live/1DCtXFrB9…

@stereogum Sad, this guy could fucking sing

Mavericks frontman Raul Malo has died stereogum.com/2482367/the-ma…

@ATRightMovies Back To The Future and it's not close

@JoshEberley Not a betting man, but for some reason vibes are telling me it is Costco

Is there a list of companies that chart the CEO or president’s salary relative to a median employee? Lowest deficit should be getting our money

@Lbabinz do you mean people are getting notified of previous orders being cancelled? I ordered a month ago, have never been charged and it says my order is processing

I’m hearing a lot of cancellations, YMMV

@mymorningjacket You forgot Toronto

As promised, we have a ton more show dates for 2025 we just announced. See below all the different places we'll be visiting this year to celebrate is! OBF members and Family Pass holders will have first access to tickets, so join now and get your pass if you haven't already!

@dcfc Do this in Toronto please

Due to high demand, a second night has been added at Climate Pledge Arena in Seattle. All Seattle & Brooklyn shows are on sale 10am local tomorrow. Tickets for both Chicago shows on sale tomorrow at 9am local. Sign up for onsale reminders + get tickets at deathcabforcutie.com

@ClarkeForNorris @jonassiegel @reporterchris

@jonassiegel @reporterchris deadliest hair transplant in history

Auston Matthews is unsure if he’ll be able to fully move past his injury this season: “I don’t know. I hope so.” The latest on the Maple Leafs captain: nytimes.com/athletic/60315…

@bizmichael What are the reasons?

@robhughesyyc @Sportsnet @SportsnetSpec Agree except for the word "almost"

@Sportsnet @SportsnetSpec It’s hilarious how much the Nurse and Campbell contracts have almost ruined what should be a sure fire dynasty

As the moves rolled in on a quiet Sunday night in August, what came into view was a master class. That is, if your goal was to see the St. Louis Blues go unrewarded on their offer sheets to both Philip Broberg and Dylan Holloway. (@SportsnetSpec) sportsnet.ca/nhl/article/oi…

@Lbabinz Is it though?

The Callisto Protocol Original Game Soundtrack Vinyl is $25.40 on Amazon urlgeni.us/amzn/oGmyD #ad

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@baddantakes @ThomasDolby That is perfectly reasonable, and I thank you for it

new Gaucho Amigos is up, I interviewed the great @ThomasDolby and ended up talking almost entirely about his collaboration with Prefab Sprout. this one's a bit of a departure, enjoy! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/43-…

@sportslogosnet Classic logo! Love it

#LogoOfTheDay - June 11, 2024: Sudbury Wolves Primary (Ontario Hockey League) circa 1988 See it on the site here: sportslogos.net/logos/view/zhe…

If we have anything to thank Trump for, it's exposing the cracks in our democracy and showing us exactly where repairs are needed. Check out the first episode of The Weekly Show with Jon Stewart, out now with guests @JaneMayerNYer and @NoahBookbinder. Listen wherever you get your podcasts #TGIT link.chtbl.com/jnrP13Qh?sid=T…