Aptly Aggrieved 🌷

My #TwitterTemperTantrums really help me mentally.

Must run into cutie again. Might stay outside from now on. Idk

I hope I run into you again. I’ll be on the lookout for you.

I saw a cute boy I might wanna fuck tonight. Is there hope?

You are never going to get yourself together. There is no such thing for you.

Good night

@snuppydogg @flapprdotnet Obligation child

@flapprdotnet I like that the term is "love child" like wtf are the other ones?

Cosmically funny that the true heir to his legacy is the love child with the Mexican Cleaning Lady.

Without immediate gratification, what’s the point?

I don’t care about your fucking children.

Back to celibacy I go…

I think I need harder drugs…

HOW DO YOU, AS A MAN OLDER THAN ME, STIIIIIIL HAVE CHILDREN UNDER THE AGE OF 18 IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD TWO THOUSAND AND TWENTY-SIX? HOOOOOOW NIGGA? WE WERE BORN IN THE 70s?!!

I am almost FIFTY. WHEN. DOES. IT. END?

I can never just THE FUCK get laid. There’s always a KID or BABY MOTHER in the way.

very much talking to myself

Bitch that island long af 😭😭😭😭

Te quiero, Wikipedia, nada me hará odiarte. Gracias por tus referencias, hacer poner de cabeza a académicos necios, conducir a rabitholes y a artículos muy graciosos.

this verzuz proving why TGT failed 😭😭😭

The X is silent. It’s still pronounced Twitter.

Magic Johnson. Magic ain’t his real name but it’s his real name.

lowk their beef would be fucking crazy