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@Fat_Electrician Your brain probably still hasn't developed... The reasoning here isn't about mental state, but literally physical development, so unless you damaged your brain during deployment or work it's better (and not only for the brain but for the other organs too) not to drink

14 year old: I got my first part-time job! Society: Congrats, don’t forget to pay taxes 17 year old: I want to join the military Society: Hell yeah, go for it 18 year old: I can’t afford college Society: Here’s a predatory loan you’ll pay back for 40 years, and you can’t bankrupt. 18 year old: I want to vote Society: Absolutely, you should honestly be voting at 16! 19 year old: I want to become a porn star and have those images of me on the internet forever. Society: Your body, your choice 20-year-old with 6 years of work experience, a deployment in Afghanistan, and $300k in debt: Can I have a beer and a cigarette? Society: WHOA!!!!! absolutely not, your brain isn’t fully developed!

ルイ姉描いてます🥀よろしくお願いします #凍結祭りでフォロワー減ったから自己紹介して逆に増やす

High Roller 💰 2/6 #RavenCrafts

Does this count? 👁️👁️ #RavenCrafts

@SK_Jynx This looks so good!

A sorrowed raven 🎼 #RavenCrafts

@ThePrimeagen Even now it's not 3 9's 😭

IT WAS FORETOLD, BUT IT IS NOW REALITY, GITHUB HAS ACHIEVED 2 9's OF RELIABILITY!!!

@holo_Ryuchan Truly the best girl!

僕のおっぱいマウスパッドの商品化が進んでいます。

@CrimsonDesert_ Inaff!

@Tim_Walz Who let you out of jail!?

The White House is cutting off $250 million for Minnesotans health care.

@Tslachan it should be illegal to turn left here...

I don't think the people in Waymo will ever ride it again.

@0xleegenz The last line should be "GTA 6: Dad, please can i play?"

GTA 3: Dad, please can i play? GTA 4: Bro guess my birthday present GTA 5: Sorry bud need parents to buy this GTA 6: Cash or card sir?

@HYPEX @ShiinaBR Fake fans, instead mic it should be her axe!

SUISEI (VTUBER) IS LIKELY THE NEXT FORTNITE ICON SKIN There's a hidden ICON Skin rn + her mic was added. Noticed by @ShiinaBR

@basedbinkie Humans here are basically AI - elves spent thousand years to create magic and write the book about it, and humans just reuse something that already created. Also common trope humans don't really understand magic while elves know ancient and fundamental aspects

Something I noticed in fantasy Elves: "I have spent a thousand years learning magic, behold the power of my fireball" Humans: "I picked up this book and read it for like a few days and now I can cast big fireballs!" Are elves stupid??

@keyokku +

my account here is dead let's do this again if you see this pls interact 🙏

@SaskioLoL I'm so slow, it took me 3 days to understand it just a copypasta 😭

Just met a cute girl at the wedding i'm at like actually cute. genuinely attractive human being. we're talking. vibes are good. she's laughing at my jokes. i'm being charming. then gaming gets brought up, she says it "i play league" my ears PERKED up i played it cool. i said "oh nice what rank are you" she said "diamond 4" and that's where a normal person would have said "wow that's really impressive" and gotten her number but i am not a normal person my brain immediately went into autopilot and i said "what's your peak LP" she looked confused i kept going "do you duo? what's your solo only win rate. what champions do you play. are you a one trick or do you actually play the game" she said "i play lux support" and i said "so you don't actually play league of legends" the vibe was GONE her friend pulled her away. she didn't look back. i was standing there alone at a wedding holding a drink i wasn't even sipping doing MENTAL MATH on whether lux support can even maintain a 50% win rate in diamond without a duo my friend walked over and said "bro she was into you what happened" i said "she peaked d4 with lux support" he said "so?" SO??? i would rather DIE alone than let a lux support player think we're on the same level she had a pretty face but a DISGUSTING opgg and i simply cannot overlook that could've had her number but she knows i'm higher elo and honestly that's worth more Study the Saskio way

@Shibukaho @Twitch Congratulations!

I'm honored to be an official @Twitch Ambassador💜 They have provided me, a diehard introvert in her own bubble, with a place to hang out comfortably. 配信プラットフォームTwitch（ツイッチ）の公式アンバサダーに就任しました！

@FutureGamesShow @hololive_En @hololive_Id No way, best decision!

We've teamed up with @hololive_En and @hololive_Id for the Future Games Show on March 12. Tune in with your fave VTubers as they react live to the show on their channels!

@RealMamaEagle Baseball, huh?

This tracks.

@hakosbaelz Insane choreography, can't stop watching)

HUH?! I WOKE UP AND ITS OVER 300K ?! THANK YOU SO MUCH WHAT THE!??!?! 😭😭😭😭