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RUCK FUTO🚮😂 #OccupyStatehouse

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Mandrax hukua nini bytha?

@Maryian96 Fuck you njoroge

Na taxes zake ama? cheering on mediocrity!

@FabrizioRomano @City_Xtra Manchester united?

@City_Xtra ✅

BREAKING: John Stones’ #ManCity exit this summer as a free agent is set to be announced next week. Interest is expected from ‘leading’ European clubs. [via @David_Ornstein]

@WelBeast @_CrazyNairobian @chapatimistress Nipaste?

@_CrazyNairobian @chapatimistress Shi ngapi ninunulie comrades ?

Thank you @chapatimistress. Well recieved ☺️🫶🏽

Bayern vs Real Madrid. What a game

@citizentvkenya @YvonneOkwara Get over this bitterness bitch...

Yvonne: It’s interesting that the President is beefing with a dude he fired. You fired the guy; let him go, obviously he’s bitter. That dude is last week’s news #CitizenNewsGang @YvonneOkwara

Arsenal bottles the league???

@CollinsKangogo @brian_mutiga Affordable bloggers wanataka kutudanganya hapa

@brian_mutiga Why do we have to put in akina Kalonzo then get rid of them later. Eish, kazi ni moja tu, fagia wote. We start afresh

In 2027, we are doing away with; William Ruto/Kithure Kindiki Musalia Mudavadi Moses Wetangula Amason Kingi Hassan Joho Kimani Ichung'wa Johnson Sakaja 80% of UDA politicians. 70% of ODM politicians. In 2032, we will do away with; Kalonzo Musyoka Rigathi Gachagua Fred Matiang'i Martha Karua Eugune Wamalwa Uhuru Kenyatta. The real change in Kenya will probably start after 2032 elections. Right now we have to deal with incompetence, cluelessness & corrupt politicians. We must be patient.

@Ettienepol @brian_mutiga Uko peke yako boss.. kadi nilichukua ni ya kasongo

@brian_mutiga 2027 we must also do away with Mps who voted yes to the 2023 and 2024 finance bills

RUCK FUTO🚮😂 #OccupyStatehouse

@Wakabando Kunywa pombe yako na utulie mzee.

H.E. Rigathi Gachagua, aka Gitungati 001 has claimed that William Ruto won't get 5% of the presidential vote cast on 10th August 2027 mlimani. With all due respect to my DCP leader, methinks that barring a miracle, Kasongo won't manage even 3% Mt.Kenya! But first things first. Credit where due. RiggyG has become a veritable vanguard for the people’s spirit and deserves accolades for creating an unstoppable WANTAM movement. No wonder Zakayo is aiming all his assaults on him. But we are practical, and we know better! Our enemy is Ruto! In short, river Sagana is a flooding tornado, drowning all Kenya Kwisha debris. For the chief-Liar, WANTAM it is! #RutoMustGo

🍀 91 appearances ⚽ 13 goals Everyone at #CelticFC sends our very best wishes to Victor Wanyama following his retirement!

Wishing you well in retirement, Victor ❤️

We had @VictorWanyama and he was nice we enjoyed it. Wishing you all the very best in your retirement, Victor. Thanks for the memories 🤍

@Bookten8 Neither are you an option to @Mercymasai3

Matiangi is not an option Gachagua is not an option

@MillicentOmanga Wueeh @MillicentOmanga kuja jisomee comments tu mum

Gikomba is not just a market, it’s the heartbeat of thousands of hustles. Today, it’s being torn down. Traders have lost their stock, their property, their livelihoods without alternatives, without answers. The largest market in East and Central Africa reduced to loss and silence. What hurts even more… is that this is the same government I defended with everything in me. We believed in pesa mfukoni. We carried that promise with hope. But today, it feels like that promise was never meant for us… only a cruel twist ---kuiba ile pesa iko mfukoni ‼️ This is the same reason I rejected Kasongo’s appointment to the Nairobi Rivers Commission. I couldn’t stand with what I’m now seeing unfold. My heart is heavy. I REGRET. And to those who saw this coming and we didn’t listen. I ask for FORGIVENESS 😭😭🙏 #MamaMiradi #MamaNairobi

@AokoOtieno_ huyo ako kufungua chama?

Wooi hizi ni saa gani nafikiria @MillicentOmanga kweli😭🫴.