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Hello. I am Arben.

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Hello. I am Arben. I don’t want to reinvent anything. I cherish the things in this world that bring me joy. Columbo is one. I just want to keep the tradition alive for folks like me who love Columbo. Same for Norm. I love Norm. I cannot recreate or reinvent Norm, who was one of the funniest people ever. My entire presence on X is my homage to Norm. I remember when I first saw Norm. My sense of humor didn’t really make sense until I saw Norm. And then I knew what funny was and I knew a person with my sensibilities and humor. And I haven’t looked back since. It’s silly, absurd, hopefully funny, dry, deadpan with roots in simple delivery, Russian authors and Christianity. I take shots at every “ism” that I can think of. Sometimes they land, sometimes they cross the line. Im ok with that. You have to walk the razors edge. Occasionally , I find a Rhythm that reminds me of Norm and I do my best to pay my respects when I see the Rhythm, hence all of the “Miss you, Norm” comments. x.com/i/grok/share/3…
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Arben Prifti@ArbenPriftiGoat·
Hello. I am Arben. That joke is solid, women that I have yet to have sex with.
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Hello. I am Arben. And Lemmy, of course. Don’t really even have to mention Lemmy.
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Hello. I am Arben. I am not a musician, I can only tell you what I hear and what I like. The Police, Cake, and Red Hot Chili Peppers had bass that I resonated with (pun intended). An actual musician can shoot me down in 2 seconds with one zillion reasons that I’m wrong, but this is my experience.
All Rock Music@allrockmusic

Most underrated bassist?

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Hello. I am Arben. I pray for Britannia. Our cousins are going through dark times, and I want them to buck up, shake it off and get back to being Britannia. I fuck with any limey I can that I think can make a difference. Mostly graham, jk, Cleese, Ricky, and Katie. Hopefully in the most rude way possible.
No Context Brits@NoContextBrits

Say something nice about the UK.

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Arben Prifti@ArbenPriftiGoat·
Hello. I am Arben. My life’s dream is to one day have sex with a mute woman. Before Elon can put his robots into her brain and turn her into a chatty Kathy.
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Hello. I am Arben. For the life of me, I don’t understand why people don’t put date and time in the lower third. Seems like “when did this happen” would be something that people would like to know. Nobody watches live TV, we all see it on demand on the inter webs. Add a timestamp, already.
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Arben Prifti@ArbenPriftiGoat·
Hello. I am Arben. This post will not age well.
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Arben Prifti@ArbenPriftiGoat·
Hello. I am Arben. No, I don’t block anybody and I talk to everybody in a way that is hopefully fun. I think most people spot that and give me a pass. Minimal fireworks, despite the inflammatory rhetoric. Either that, or I am just extremely unpopular. I hope to get an 8th follower next year.
Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿@GraniteDhuine

"Would you block someone just for disagreeing with you?" I’ll block someone for agreeing with me in the wrong tone of voice.

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