Alyssa Ward 🏳️‍⚧️

Proof of life Not proof of existence

sometimes a banger is 3 likes and a reply from your favorite oomf

@NicoENVT I saw this on a building not too long ago and I've been doodling on my downtime at work because of it

Reminder once more, I am not a fan of ai generated images. Please do not make fanart of me with ai generation. I am not okay with it!!! I don't like it and will not share or comment on it if you do. I don't support it and will remind everyone everytime it happens. Please pay real artists if you want to make me a gift! 💜

@vexmlk The roller coaster of emotions when seeing the tape out of stock only to run to the counter asking the clerk to check the return bin and have one copy sitting in there will never be felt again Vaguely related I talked to someone today that doesn't know what Zima's are

I cannot cope with the fact that there are entire generations who will never know what it's like to visit a Blockbuster on a Friday afternoon.

Y'all I put in the time off request from work for the upcoming pride festival in town and if it's approved I will be walking around all day as a dork ass chubby 2B stay tuned

@Willowfoxxo Ayyyyyyyy fellow idiot here coming in at 1 year 3 months :3 Congratulations 🎉 💜

Ohh turns out I'm an idiot, and I miss counted how long I've been on hrt it's been like nearly 1 year and 4 months. And ngl I feel like I've made SM progress already!!✨✨🥺🥺

Got complimented on my skirt.. Hmm okay fuck me in it then :3

@otokyo__ Prolly with my fingers

*KETCHUP DOES NOT EXIST* What are you eating these with?

@vexmlk Omg I need those soooo bad they're so perfect

I'm in love! 🤌🏻

@scitzolucy I was gonna but she ended up adopting a homeless catgirl. Me it was me I'm the (formerly) homeless catgirl

adopt a puppygirl off the street

@puppygirl_avery Think you dropped this 👑

@ArcaneFizzyPop I’ve literally never been let down by an armpit in my life

chat r we rocking with bald armpits or bush armpits

this is my fav type of flirting btw

@moonchild23580 I only tweet for zero likes 😌✌️

would yall keep tweeting with 0 likes?

@michellexotter No one believes me when I say I'm 42 but I start referencing the cars that rewind VHS tapes super fast and that my old man's Cadillac had an 8 track player and they bow and kneel before me (in my head anyways)

It’s always funny when someone tries to talk down to me because they think I’m younger then I am and I hit them with a “I’m 32”

Billy Butcher, with shaking hands while dying, looks to Hughie and goes "...I don't know what to do" Gotta be one of my favourite death tropes, absolutely stellar performance by @KarlUrban I'll be thinking about this for a long time 👏👏👏

@Airaxora Neon Genesis Evangelion keeps getting new content 😌

Gun to your head name a reason to live

@DarkYomus Mine is like one of those small ones that sit high up on your thigh like an old western prostitutes' pewpew 😌

I’d say my gock is medium

amo esse vídeo do elenco de the boys trocando de personagens. o karl virando o homelander e o antony virando o butcher

@threenotes_jp Bio Booster Armour Guyver 👏

海外のみんなへ。 日本のアニメで、最初に好きになった作品って何でしたか？