John Compton

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John Compton

John Compton

@Archaeotagh

Senior Developer at Paizo, RPG writer, former archaeologist, cook, and general history/science enthusiast—he/him

Seattle, WA Katılım Temmuz 2017
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John Compton
John Compton@Archaeotagh·
@BrakkaENVTuber @paizo You should also consider playing the Sky King’s Tomb Adventure Path (volumes 193–195), as these explore the Quest for Sky and Taargick’s retrospect even further.
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RS Archer@archer_rs·
Our gardener has just been asked to stop walking around in our garden because he is, and I quote, "Spoiling the shot" This from a woman who is filming a video segment where she is standing at my gates claiming she is holidaying at her "summer house" My house !!!
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@herzwesten Nope! I don’t do murder for hire, and I can’t imagine that goose having anything other than a “collect 7 noses” fetch quest.
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Jason Keeley@herzwesten·
You meet a traveler on the side of the road. Do you accept his quest?
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I told some friends, “Gotta go make a pineapple leshy with a bite attack that deals a tiny amount of persistent acid damage," only to be goaded into writing something with tiny pineapple plant people. So have the resulting flash fiction. #pathfinder
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Vanessa Hoskins 🎲✍️ (Gone)
Vanessa Hoskins 🎲✍️ (Gone)@NinjaCatVanessa·
I've decided to start calling Tar-Baphon T-Baffy It's just easier and he needs something to make him cuter. That lich look ain't it
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🇺🇸 JewWhoHasItAll@JewWhoHasItAll·
Dear Teachers, As some of you may know, if you have any students in your class who identify as Christian, they may ask to be excused from school to observe the Christian holiday of “Christmas,” more popularly referred to as Yom Christmas or Nittel. 1/x
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Mörk Borg Macarthur@macarthur_dd8·
Pathfinder 2e Pro Tip: You can always use Athletics for initiative as long as you kick down every door you see. This is a foolproof strategy, and no I will not be taking any follow-up questions.
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Gul Dukat@realGulDukat·
ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS. Going forward, anyone programming recreations of me in the holosuites without authorization will be sent to ore processing.
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ContextFall@ContextFall·
I'm noticing a trend.
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John Compton@Archaeotagh·
@CoffeeSkuttle Geb: “Look, any arcane spellcaster worth his spicy fanfic doesn’t have to wear a shirt” Seltyiel (now wearing a shirt in most art): *surprised pikachu*
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Skuttle@CoffeeSkuttle·
Paizo: "What if Ancient Egyptian inspired necromancer?" Audience: "Eh..." Paizo: "What if sexy homoerotic Ancient Egyptian inspired necromancer who obviously has a crush on his biggest foe." Audience: "...Go on..."
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Paizo
Paizo@paizo·
This Hispanic Heritage Month, we thought it’d be fun to have some of our staff, freelancers, and members of the community write up some magic items inspired by their background and culture to put into your games! paizo.me/3US0EAk
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John Compton@Archaeotagh·
Though to be clear, in a #ttrpg, this situation would lead to most characters setting fire to the whole area, picking a fight with a parking meter, and calling it a “creative solution” #pathfinder2e
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