Archana (she/her)

To all the good boys, doggos and dog parents out there, this one’s furr you. 🐶

ilya would unplug y'all's life support to charge shane's phone so jot that down

@thesnlnetwork becky robinson or heather mcmahan

Now that Nikki Glaser has had her opportunity to host Saturday Night Live, which stand-up comic would you like to see take the #SNL stage next?

@BisHilarious best episode of the season, no notes. thank you for bringing erika back!

I wrote tonight's episode of Abbott Elementary. I love karaoke and this episode and there are *several* very fun guest appearances. Tune in to ABC tonight! Hulu tomorrow if you're chill getting spoiled. Me, personally, I'm against that, but you have to live your life I guess.

Today, I’m remembering the lives of the 26 children and educators who were shot and killed at Sandy Hook Elementary School. The first graders murdered that day would be 18-years-old now—adjusting to life after high school, celebrating milestones with loved ones, and building their futures. They deserved all that and more.

Glen Powell reacts to Timothée Chalamet picking Texas to beat Georgia on College GameDay. “Give us the trophy. Give him the Oscar.”

this is somehow even better than the original

Spotify put some of the Ai DOWN baby.

"She does not chase trends or youth... she chases greatness: fully realized artistic works that will add not only to her legacy, but to the culture and to the history of popular music." .@billboard on naming Beyoncé the Greatest Pop Star of the 21st Century. bit.ly/3OAHltt #TalentWon

My Boss: you know we still have to work this week? Me:

if we have plans and i send you this it means i’m not coming

BREAKING: Before screenings of ‘WICKED’ this weekend, theatres will include a 10 minute window to “hold space” for the lyrics of Defying Gravity.

If you are in line to hold space for the lyrics of Defying Gravity, stay in line!

if i send you this after not reply for a few days it means i was holding a space for to your text

This is where they hold space for the lyrics to defying gravity

Red Lobster CEO says endless shrimp is never coming back because ‘I know how to do math’ fortune.com/2024/11/13/red…

ariana and jimmy recreating this is KILLING MEEKSKW

Me getting these cabinet member appointee alerts

16 targaritas in I’m stealing the red balls outside the building