Archie Rambles

How many pancakes does it take to cover a #dog house? Follow for useless trivia,tips & #Inspiration

@FBGreatMoments Guys in front of me were taking sh”t and never saw them again after the 2nd quarter 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@JohnnyPendejo @BBGreatMoments He wasn’t happy about it

@ArchieRambles @BBGreatMoments I saw him choke once.

Name a player that always gave your favorite team trouble.

@OnyxOdds Curse of the Redmen

The last time St. John's made the Sweet 16: - USB flash drives did not exist - SpongeBob hadn't aired a single episode - "Believe" by Cher was the #1 Song - Rick Pitino was the Celtics head coach

Adios #Gators #MarchMadness

@BBGreatMoments 1125 miles

How far do you live from your favorite team’s home ballpark?

@little_dsgn @FB_Helmet_Guy @Buccaneers No

. @Buccaneers White Alternate Helmet Concept❄️🥶

Pick your 80’s crush.

Pimping a grand slam the pitch after your teammate got hit intentionally is an epic way to respond

@theblockspot Ya bout to get 40 minutes of hell

Calipari made Arkansas a hoops school. Cignetti made Indiana a football school. Anything is possible.

Name a player—not named Ken Griffey Jr—who had an absolutely beautiful swing.

@TheBostonBuzzer Sox .

Which Boston team would you say you are the biggest fan of? 1. Patriots 2. Red Sox 3. Celtics 4. Bruins Trying to see something.

@TDmeechigan @BBGreatMoments Yeah, I kinda torn between them and the Pirates. But growing up in the south with WTBS Braves baseball I guess gave me a lil nostalgia. (Strangely I am a Red Sox fan thx to 75 WS 🤷🏻‍♂️)

@ArchieRambles @BBGreatMoments Really? I always hated that it was basically the same uniform they used on the road.

What’s your favorite MLB uniform of all time?

@ontexasfootball @TexasMBB @SMillerUT @BlakeMunroeOTF @BobbyBurtonOTF @CJVogel_OTF @GHamiltonOTF @JeffHoweOTF @HankSouthOTF That pretty cool

March 2026: @TexasMBB HC Sean Miller (@SMillerUT) in the Sweet 16. March 1983: 14-year-old Sean Miller on Johnny Carson. Some guys were built for the spotlight from Day 1. 🤘

@JohnnyPendejo @BBGreatMoments

@BBGreatMoments This pain in the ass.

@ryangatsby @OleTimeHardball Only reason NC State beat them was the college game didn’t have a shot clock. Allowed them to keep Phi Slamma Jama grounded

@OleTimeHardball Houston lost to a mid team in NC State on a run which means they can be beaten but size is size that they have over UNLV. Duke proved the year before a good team with size could beat this team. I am going Houston in a close 4-3 series.

1983 Houston Cougars “Phi Slama Jama” Vs 1990 UNLV Runnin’ Rebels 7-game series. Who takes it?

@OleTimeHardball With or without shot clock & 3 pt line?

@BobbyPfor3 @NCAA Nah, it’s the floor and the rims

On Thursday I rated the ball in Oklahoma City an 8.8/10 on the inflation scale. The unders in Oklahoma City went 5-1… And this shot by Vanderbilt likely rimmed out due to the absurd overinflation of the ball @NCAA Please address and fix this!!

@YourGOATisBron Never compare that clown to Bugs

NBA without Bron is like Looney Tunes without Bugs Bunny…🤦🏼‍♂️ Enjoy greatness.

@alt_w_v_g Now a certain corporation is taking out 2 or 13 pages to close a loophole and they have been forced to read their own 129 pages to get there 🤣

The dishwasher broke My wife said "good thing we have the home warranty" I said nothing I've been paying $62 a month for three years for this moment $2,232 for the peace of mind that when something breaks someone will come to the house and tell me it's not covered I called 47 minutes on hold They sent a technician Arrival window: Tuesday through Thursday between 8am and 5pm My analyst delivers faster than that And he still hasn't fixed the gridlines He showed up Wednesday at 4:47pm Looked at the dishwasher Opened the door Closed the door Touched something underneath Said "not covered" 90 seconds That's faster than my bank lets me prove I'm human I said "what's covered" He said "the motor" I said "what's wrong with it" He said "not the motor" I said "convenient" He said the service fee is $75 I paid a man $75 to open my dishwasher, close my dishwasher, and say two words My analyst could do that And he's not even that good I called the warranty company back 38 minutes on hold Requested the policy 129 pages I read all 129 pages Because that's what I do The coverage section is 34 pages The exclusions section is 58 The business model is right there In the margins Where nobody reads Except me Page 91 says "all mechanical and electrical components essential to appliance function are covered under standard service" Page 104 excludes control panels A control panel is an electrical component essential to appliance function Their own document contradicts itself 13 pages apart I highlighted both Sent them an email Subject line: "Plz fix. Thx." Attached both pages No other context Took them three days to send a technician Took them 4 hours to call me back when I found the loophole Funny how that works They covered the repair Waived the $75 And I canceled the warranty anyway Because a contract that contradicts itself isn't a contract It's a suggestion My wife said "so we're canceling" I said "we're canceling" She said "and the dishwasher" I said "fixed. They're covering it." She said "how" I said "I read the policy" She said "all 129 pages" I said "the exclusions section starts on page 47. The coverage section ends on page 34. There are 13 pages between them where they hoped nobody would look." She looked at me Then she said "you're unbelievable" I said "I just saved us $744 a year and got a free dishwasher repair. I'm not unbelievable. I'm thorough." She looked at the ceiling The dishwasher works now The warranty is canceled And the policy has been read By at least one person Probably the first Make common sense common again Plz fix. Thx. Sent from my iPhone