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@VanFromNY Joker why you bullshittin’?

Suga Free has been cast in ‘THE BATMAN: PART 2’. Revealed by Matt Reeves.

@Hittaj3tml You can’t un-lame a lame. They have to un-lame themselves. The last thing I need in my life right now is some Drake music. For what?

The fans the only fools he foolin

@HabLineSteppa @Hittaj3tml Beat you to it.

@Archivexlink @Hittaj3tml Ha!!! I almost posted 5:13am in Simi Valley.

The new trend is Rappers thinkin they foolin the world leaking they own diss songs

@iamstillpunch Just waiting for Dot to drop on April 15th. I know my house bout ta smell like burnt Canadian bacon again like when Euphoria dropped. 🇨🇦🐖

What yall on!?

BREAKING: In a stunning announcement, Democratic leader Hakeem Jeffries is creating a multi-year plan to combat Republican gerrymandering efforts. Democrats are going to fight fire with fire. This is huge.

@lorahmoe Why aren’t you asking women to make a gesture. Always the man huh? No it’s nope.

Men really be telling on themselves for free 😭 We’re literally giving away FREE flowers at my job. Like… no catch. No purchase. Just “hey, take these home to your wife or girlfriend.” And almost every man who walked in was like: “Nah, she’s good.” SHE’S GOOD?? 😭 Sir it costs you absolutely nothing to bring home a tiny gesture and make someone smile for 5 minutes. The flowers were FREE. The romance was FREE. The brownie points were FREE. At this point I fully support my own decision to stay single because what do you mean the bar is underground and men still bringing shovels.

@HerShesChoclate Sometimes you gotta pop out and show niggas.

Another Drake rollout where Kendrick is the center of attention 😂😂😂

@TomiLahren Puerto Rico is a U.S. Territory you idiot. Racist and dumb. You’re killing it Tomi.

If you’re all hot at bothered by the George Floyd joke at the Kevin Hart roast but you find the Charlie Kirk assassination joke to be totally fine, just shut up.

@cutiieepie6 It’s a “TIP” you idiot. It’s not part of your pay. The fact that you allowed your employer to factor your tip money into your salary calculation is your fucking fault, not ours. It’s a tip. It’s extra, given for great service. We don’t owe you SHIT!

Some guy tipped me ten dollars in quarters, and I’m still trying to figure out what kind of person thinks that’s acceptable. I just finished a DoorDash order, and he casually mentions he forgot to tip in the app—which, fine, not ideal, whatever. Then he dramatically pulls out a literal roll of quarters like he’s handing me the crown jewels. He looks me dead in the eye and says, “Sorry man, I didn’t tip on the app, this is all I’ve got.” Yeah, thanks. I love holding a handful of coins like it’s 1998. I don’t use change. I’m not a parking meter. I’m not walking around with rolls of quarters or dumping them into a Coinstar just to get the money I already earned. I took it because arguing over coins isn’t how I planned to spend my day, but that doesn’t make it okay. Tipping in quarters is peak absurdity. Tip in the app, tip in bills, tip digitally—literally anything that doesn’t involve me schlepping around loose metal. Acting like this is normal? Pure comedy. And yes, no one should ever think a pocketful of coins counts as a tip.

I was there.

@gmalone Wait’s over n*gga. 😎

been waiting my whole life to be an old n*gga

@Toribabieegirl On payday.

Men who don’t have girlfriends, where do you find comfort?

I’m a MAGA Republican. That doesn’t make me your enemy. It means I see things differently. We can disagree on politics and still respect each other. That used to be normal. 🙏🏻🇺🇸

@RealJamesWoods Your mom should be in prison.

She should be in prison.

@dionnewarwick Brothas keep them options. 💪🏽✊🏾🤣

Another hat.

@unrealzuri Stay focused.

I know regular sex starts with kissing or oral... how tf does hooker sex start?!?!?!

@jemelehill @MagicJohnson If you weren’t alive during the release of Thriller then you don’t get it. It was like the moon landing, but for albums. It was bananas.

Yes. He’s the most famous entertainer in history. All of the entertainers you mentioned can sit courtside at a NBA game. Michael Jackson could not. @MagicJohnson told the story of how he invited MJ to a Lakers game and it created so much chaos, they had to stop the game. MJ had to leave because fans were leaving their seats to try to get to him. None of the people you mentioned have that level of fame where they can’t attend public events.

This D4VD shit is so disturbing. Yikes.

@Ravenismeee Helen? Abigail?

I'm looking for a ridiculously old-fashioned girl's name for our new born . Think great-grandma name. Very old and rare. Any suggestions asap pls?