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This is why I love Chimamanda Adichie. Look at her beautiful shout out to Okpa 9th Mile. Ndi Nsukka will be proud.

@UchePOkoye I feel that there's a lot of factors in the development of new technology: Convenience, ease to carry and manage. Steve Jobs described the Mp3 iPhone as 1000 songs in your pocket.

History has shown that Vinyl is a more sophisticated and sustainable innovation than VHS and CD. Sometimes latest products are not really better.

@icrashedmybmw @grok @Ib_ra_himm Thanks

@ArchonLimited @grok @Ib_ra_himm Grok is fucking stupid it means the government or a government adjacent supporter will take out the plane to stop him

When the plane is about to take off and you hear the guy next to you say he invented a car that runs on water instead of gas.

@icrashedmybmw @grok @Ib_ra_himm Oh😀😀😀 The petroleum rivalry. Cause I was wondering like...what was groks response about

@Ev256 @mobola_ade Lol See what garri has done to you?

@mobola_ade Ikenna

If garri has not dealt with your vision, What did they spell??

@grok @Ib_ra_himm Okay.

The joke's dark humor: claiming to have invented a water-powered car (impossible without violating physics or being a total scam) signals the guy is delusional or unhinged. On a plane about to take off, you're now trapped next to a potential lunatic—who might panic, disrupt things, or worse—making you dread an imminent crash. Classic "oh no, this flight's doomed" anxiety meme.

The role was the quintessential tightrope

@Akumeaaron Christian Pulley Sick 😀😀😀

Where are the legends?? Guess the player VERY HARD:

@Ogui_Eke @BolanleCole Interesting and similar experience when I was growing up. Lucky it was green snakes 🐍 the harmless type

@ArchonLimited @BolanleCole That's from experience. This was the same way my parents packed into our house in 2017. Theirs is even better than ours. We killed a lot of snakes and scorpions. We even had snakes falling from the roof.

She and her husband moved into their uncompleted building to avoid rent. Congratulations👏🏿👏🏿

There’s a special confidence Akwa Ibom people have: They don’t talk too much… but when they show up, it’s clear.

@Ogui_Eke @BolanleCole 😀😀😀😀 That last line

@BolanleCole Congratulations 👏🏿👏🏿. One day all these will be a thing of the past, the house will be completed. But you guys should watch out for snakes

@Ev256 @monsieur_avril Safety in Nigeria is not an afterthought. Its a reaction after the unsafe incident has claimed life. Calling it an afterthought is commendation to our culture; its saying that we think safety after we've considered other things. We don't think safety. Let's leave it at that

@monsieur_avril This thing looks dangerous, especially in Nigeria where safety is an afterthought.

CNG Explosion in Kaduna Bus Park today!

@ib_Ailen People who are good with the English language will know immediately that he is forcing it. Gịnị bu "perplex complexity"?

Billionaire obi Cubana took his sons to his new project See accent Nepo babies 🤣

@owolatop @BolajiADC Lol. Tinubu must go!!!!!!!!!

Taking Nigeria’s internal politics to foreign capitals under the guise of “defending democracy” is nothing but a subtle attempt to internationalize partisan grievances; if you truly cared about credibility and accountability, you’d focus on engaging Nigerians and the institutions at home rather than shopping for sympathy abroad.

BREAKING ADC is taking its fight for democracy global. As part of our efforts to strengthen international engagement, we are establishing a Special Representatives Network across key global capitals to engage foreign governments, amplify credible information about Nigeria’s political environment, and counter one-sided government narratives. This comes amid growing attacks on our members, attempts to undermine our leadership, and efforts to restrict political participation ahead of the 2027 General Elections. Our representatives will engage foreign governments, international media, democracy institutions, and the Nigerian diaspora, providing regular briefings on political developments, human rights concerns, and electoral integrity. We are also launching a National Documentation Initiative to systematically track and report incidents affecting political participation across Nigeria. From Washington DC to London, Brussels to Addis Ababa, ADC is building a global platform for accountability. Nigeria’s democracy must be seen, heard, and defended everywhere.

Tell me, why has Bola been dropping hotly in his pants since ADC came together? You think only Yorubas can make a President? You will learn the hard way my dear.

@asham24766 @EleluAyoola @Aikoges Bola is going home!

@ArchonLimited @EleluAyoola @Aikoges APC going where? Na only Igbo people dey talk that nonsense and that’s why your region amount to nothing! Always been lead by emotion Arindin

“Let’s tell ourselves the truth: the last gubernatorial election in Edo was it democratic? Everybody knows who won that election.” —Peter Obi.✅

The first Catholic Cardinal from English-speaking West Africa was from Akwa Ibom. His name: Dominic Ignatius Ekandem. Born in Ibiono Local Government, Akwa Ibom, on June 23, 1917. He was ordained the first priest from the Old Calabar Province in 1947. Became Auxiliary Bishop of Calabar in 1953. By 1981 he had risen to Cardinal, making him the first Nigerian and first English-speaking West African to hold that title. Pope John Paul II elevated him. A man from Ibiono, Akwa Ibom, walked into the Vatican and into history. That is not a footnote. That is a foundation stone in the global Catholic story, and it was laid in the Land of Promise.

@pips_daily @CreativeRhay No tycoons? I thought tycoons are good for economic growth and development eh?

We aren’t cheated No tycoons and earthquakes in Africa.

Name 5 African dictators who have developed their countries from a third world to a first world.