Danger Floof reading Esrahaddon

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@Aella_Girl Lots of people seem to think the non-cis number is weird. This can include people who were AFAB or AMAB, present as their assigned gender, but still consider themselves to be non-binary, and therefore not cis.

My big kink survey, general raw stats - number of people who've: Opened it: 2,394,571 Got to the gender question: 1,743,435 Said they weren't cis: 357,858 Got to the social class question: 1,232,308 Told me how often they watch porn: 1,081,584 Got to the anal sex question: 1,049,986 Said they were into bestiality: 126,494 Said they were into incest: 158,232 Said they were into some form of ageplay: 284,197 into eagerness (begging, teasing, etc): 793,568 reported pedophilic inclination: 14,781 said they were into vore: 58,030 Finished the survey and got a result: 949,955 This is raw numbers, before cleaning or anything! Total number of items in this survey is around ~1100 (though people got only a personalized subset of the questions that applied to them)

@ChrisAlvino My wife doesn't want me to have a low body fat percentage. She likes me with some good "squish." All of what you said checks out in my case.

It's so hilarious bc me, a fat brown dude, has dated A LOT of models and athletes over the years. I used to feel incredibly self conscious about it bc these women were fiiiit, and then there was me. I asked a few about it when I was feeling insecure, they all said the same thing

@KarlTowns We'll miss you KAT! Good luck in NYC, here's to a Wolves Knicks Finals!

To the Timberwolves Family:  Nine years ago, I arrived in Minnesota as a young man with a dream. Little did I know that this place would become my home, and its people would become my family. Your love, support, and unwavering loyalty have fueled my journey and inspired me to be the best player I could be. Thank you to my teammates, coaches, and the entire Timberwolves organization for the countless opportunities and experiences. I'll cherish the friendships I've made and the battles we've fought together. To the incredible fans, your support has meant the world to me. It gave me strength on and off the court. I'll never forget it.  You'll always hold a special place in my heart. Thank you for everything. KAT

I advanced to the Obsidian League on Duolingo

This explains why I've dated 3 girls named Jessica...

Live with @ArctosElliott on Twitch @ 9PM CDT! RAGE RADIO! twitch.tv/djliquid86

watching the Thin Blue Line crowd vote for the felon and the ACAB crowd vote for the cop

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@MGSMGN Big Boss is, was, and always has been the villain. Just because he has his moments in MGS3 doesn't make him less of a villain. Solid Snake is the "hero" (or protagonist) of the story as a whole.

❗️ [TRIGGER WARNING] ❗️Ok, we haven't done this in a couple years, and the last one was wild to say the least. — What is your most "controversial" Metal Gear opinion that would get this type of reaction? Lets us know in the comments below! If you dare...🤨

@_BTBPodcast_ @RealEmirHan "I'm gonna pull this whole corrupt fucking temple down on your head" was one of the coldest lines I had ever heard. 100% love this movie.

@RealEmirHan Never understood how this was rated so low 🤦🏾🤦🏾

Are you the type of ADHD where you have an entire 15 minute conversation/stand-up bit with yourself about how the "dropping the soap in prison" trope doesn't make any sense, or is that just me?

Seeing Naked Snake in current Gen graphics: nice. Seeing Para-Medic: Ooh yeah, didn't know I needed that. Seeing The Boss: HOLY FUCK LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO!

Man I wish I could remember who the artist was for this pic. Love the work.

Happy birthday to Mitsuru!

@SamSykesSwears KEIRAAAAA!!! ATHRUUUUUUUNNNN!!!

really big fan of characters screaming the names of other characters in moments of emotional tension or distress props if they really draw out of the vowels, too

@Puddnutz THAT'S SO COOL, GO YOU!

Man, lotta salty Celtics fans in the comments. I wonder if they realize that the Celtics are one of 3 good teams in the East while the West has like 8-10 great teams and way tougher competition overall?

bracketchallenge.nba.com/files/2b/2b6dd… Wishful thinking. This is my ideal bracket for the Finals.