Fairy Godfather
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Fairy Godfather
@ArdRhys89
90% of my retweets are articles or clips I want to watch later. My ADHD ensures this will never happen. He/Him
Katılım Aralık 2011
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to stay sane, i am looking to adopt a kitten or young cat. preferably one that’s black 1. because I’m a big believer in defying superstitions & 2. because Selena Kyle had a black cat named Isis & i think it would be SO funny to constantly be like “NO NOT LIKE THAT ISIS!” DM me
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@thiccspeedoguy Gengar's Lick attack has Nothing on mine. Unffffff 🤤
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Hey Farva, what's the name of that restaurant you like? The one with the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks? @TVietor08 @NoLieWithBTC @PodSaveAmerica
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@aliciaandrz Excuse my French, but whoever is saying this is fucking stupid. Imperfect people are EXACTLY who we should have in positions of authority and prestige. They're the ones who've seen some shit, who understand more about empathy and kindness than some random Polly Prissypants.
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some people think because I struggle with mental illness I shouldn’t have a kid & shouldn’t hold any position of authority or prestige. it’s hard not to internalize this viewpoint, but I know my compassion, empathy, & creativity make me a good professor & parent—so I keep going.
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@AJamesMcCarthy My partner is an art teacher, and he cried when I gave him a print of the Fall of Icarus, so imma have to go with that one
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What was your favorite photo from me this year? I’m torn between a few different shots
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@empanadadaddy23 Good call. Our old cat Meeko straight up pissed on my sister's back once because he saw her take the wrong food upstairs. Miss that boy.
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My cats have won the hunger strike. We will be switching back to meow mix.
empanada daddy@empanadadaddy23
My cats have gone on a hunger strike because they don’t like the new cat food I bought.
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@aliciaandrz This perfect angel is the reason we'll never own a full size tree. Good luck and godspeed with The Grey One.
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it’s the little grey one’s first Christmas.
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Does anyone remember that Oz was going through the Great Drought? The Wizard needed a scapegoat before the common folk started calling for his head.
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Dancing through life is always more fun with friends! Thanks to our pal Jonathan Bailey for stopping by to bust a move. 🕺😂🧡
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@costanzamoding Gagged me so hard I honestly thought those were skin reduction scars at first. Pop off king 😍
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Andy Bernard would not stand for this.
ABC News@ABC
Cornell University agreed to pay $60 million in an agreement reached with the Trump administration to "immediately restore" its frozen federal funding after months-long negotiations over alleged civil rights violations, the school announced. abcnews.link/BEfTYN7
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@grace_panetta @igorbobic Beyond mad at myself that I didn't think of this first.
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is she….taking the midnight train to Georgia??
Lisa Desjardins@LisaDNews
MTG taking the train. Per source familiar @RepMTG had such a flight delay she is taking an overnight train to her destination instead.
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Presales for Homemade with Hormona are officially open 💕🥘
I’m so excited to share this with all of you! Signed copies are limited! 💖 grab yours today 🥳
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@empanadadaddy23 THANK YOU. I needed a last minute costume idea!
(This was a genuine post)
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Bears on Halloween will throw on a onesie and call it a day
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